Earned herself a reward @thegames themainframe

[revvinguptheharley]

MUNNY!

I knew you liked me! I just knew it! Took ya long enough to give me the ole carrot after so much stick though!

...

Well OK I kinda like the stick part. But that's not the point!

Lookit all these icons! So this is what having a grown up account feels like! You gonna give those amazing
foolishwhorls icons some keywords or what?!

And I am STILL waiting on you to find me some cast mates! I mean come on how hard is it? Doesn't anyone wanna come out and play?

There's murder, chaos, exotic locals, even some smutty fun times. You'd think this would be an easy sell.

I for one? Blame you Mun.

I might forgive you...for a premium paid account~

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[snowpointvictor]

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It's times like these that make me glad my mun can't get accepted at that 'mainframe' place. Though on the other hand, it would be better to get him off his butt and work...

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw come on, we're all kinds of fun!

You could always join me at thegames~ it's a lot darker then what you're used to but heck! We just got two disney princesses.

[snowpointvictor]

Believe me, I wished I could get my mun moving lately. He's been in kind of a downward spiral of failure. Well what does your mun feel like about ponies?

[revvinguptheharley]

Are you kidding? Trixie is his third most used muse lately.

...but if you're gonna suggest that Jamjar place I think we're a little full up for another game.

[futamura_neo]

Heibon-kun's thinking of sending me there; with any "luck", he'll have my app finished in time for the next arena. Personally, I can't decide which is worse; if I get accepted and thrown into Battle Royale, or if I get rejected for the fourth time and he starts looking at sex games.

[revvinguptheharley]

What you don't like sex?

I mean I'd understand, I've got a patient right now who can barely stand to be touched. But still...that's a pretty lousy malady. I am a VERY touchy feely person.

[futamura_neo]

It's not that I don't like sex — I'm from a porno, and I've got a girlfriend there. It's just that (a) she's the only one I really want to have sex with, and (b) I think he should have sex himself before he tries to write other people having it.

[revvinguptheharley]

Ah, well that makes sense then.

But still there's plenty of smutty good fun to be had! It's not like your girlfriend would mind if she wasn't around.

[futamura_neo]

I'd feel a little guilty, even if she never found out. And he's going to bring me in from the part of my canon where I haven't fully settled into my adult gender, just to "keep my options open" — which, y'know, he thinks it's a privilege, but personally, I'd just as soon walk.

[revvinguptheharley]

Well yeah, we'd all just as soon walk. But I've been in here long enough it's like ya know, Stockholm.

[futamura_neo]

He says you're the sort of person who'd adapt to something like the Games pretty quickly anyway; he used a golf metaphor... let's see, what was it? Oh yeah: "That's not a drive, that's a short putt."

And after saying something like that, I ought to introduce myself so you know whom you're punching. My name's Néo, pronounced ネオ, and I'm a hermaphrodite. Hence, y'know, the thing about adult gender, and the one about him throwing me into sex games.

[revvinguptheharley]

Well lucky for me I've got the drive and a really cute putt~ Don't ya think?

[Wiggles her toosh]

Ooo~ So you're extra equipped! That's really cool! I can see where that would be confusing for you though. Plus...not ta be a sterotyper but let's face it. Neither of our countries are that enlightened about the whole gender issue yet.

[futamura_neo]

[Néo smiles.] Heibon-kun says you're right about the drive, and I have to admit, I do kind of like what I see. I'm still planning to keep my hands to myself for now, but it's not you, it's me.

On the other hand, my gender isn't confusing for me; it's just the way things work in my hometown, and (according to heibon-kun's headcanon) in other futanari communities around the world. We're born and grow up as full herms; once we start having sex, the role we take in our first encounters determine our adult gender. There's an entire scene of my canon devoted to explaining it; you can find it here, if your mun isn't at work right now.

And you're right, Japan's no gay paradise; heibon-kun says my canon is the most heteronormative all-girl porno he's ever seen. ^_^

[revvinguptheharley]

[A bright grin]

Well I'll tell you what, if you ever want a nice safe place with no pressure to maybe get a hug? You let me know. I may always encourage people indulging in their inner deviant but as a therapist I can see your need to ease into that stuff. Maybe a kiss on the cheek.

[Watches the video grinning]

Aw! You're all so cute! I'd say the science is a little questionable...but I'm from a universe with magic and science that is so complicated we don't have to explain it sooooo yeah. Why the hell not?

[futamura_neo]

...I may take you up on that in-game sometime, if we ever do end up in the same game.

[Pippi leans into the chat.] "Just for the record, if he ever does send you to a game without me, you have my... I won't say my permission to seek other entertainment, but my forgiveness if it happens. I can't stop you from feeling guilty, but I'll understand."

Arigatô, love. [Hug.]

And yeah, the science is a lot questionable; he's sure done a lot of questioning it, and come up with a whole headcanon full of answers to that questioning, in history as well as biology. But there's only one "miracle" to explain in my world, not a whole bunch like in Ame-comi worlds, so as long as the story's well-written, he can enjoy it. Heck, my canon could theoretically have been done without explicit sex! ^_^

[revvinguptheharley]

Oh GOSH you two are adorable! I just wanna cuddle you both till you feel all warm and gooey inside.

Well if you need like a test run somewhere to find your sea legs you could always drop by the shower thread I have at the love hotel. I won't even smut it up it can just be us gettin' to know each other. Or there's always mirage universe if you like those sword and sorcery settings. No applications, no activity checks, no responsibilities~ Just the way I like it!

[futamura_neo]

[Pippi smiles.] "That's one of the things that made him break down and give us this journal, what a cute couple we make."

...I'll think about it. Would I have to join TLH to tag that post? Because heibon-kun's liking it (except maybe that thread with Larry Vincent).

Mirage Universe might be interesting, once people got over me arriving in the traditional garb of my village, as seen at the end of that clip, and also seen here and here. Does your mun-san play somebody there, or just follow it? Only I don't see you listed as a member or a subscriber.

[revvinguptheharley]

Nah! You don't need to join just to tag with me. Just lemme know how intimate you may or may not want me to be and I'll do my best to make you smile that pretty smile!

E-eh heh...yeah that thread got a little wild. But I keep my options open. It's not often I get to dance on the dark side.

You call that garb? More like accessories. Why do you guys walk around naked all the time? I mean it's fun yeah but it looks pretty rural. What about like...bugs and bushes and stuff? Doesn't that become a problem?

[futamura_neo]

Still trying to decide the "aphro level" thing. Heibon-kun wants me to just tag in and see where things go. Would that be okay with you, Pippi? "...isn't that what I said?" [Néo rubs the back of hir head with obvious embarrassment.] Right, right.

...yeah, that got a little too intense for younger children. Or anyone else in here except maybe Ryûk. But your muns agreed to it and did post warnings, and heibon-kun kept reading, so on his head be it.

And "accessories" is a word he uses a lot too. We go nude because the village weather usually permits (heck, it was hot enough that August to practically require it), and because everyone's mostly got the same parts anyway, so we have that much less to hide from each other. Bugs can be repelled, and shrubbery-scratches on skin repair better than shrubbery-torn clothing. Of course we put clothes on if we're going into the city (it's another part of his headcanon that the nearest city is Takarazuka), or if it gets cold in the village, but other than that sort of thing, we may be the only place in Japan where the naked traditions of old survived Westernization. ^_^

Muse list: http://changelingdude.dreamwidth.org/32160.html?mode=reply

[revvinguptheharley]

Oh that. Don't worry about aphrodisiacs if you don't want to. That's really just an excuse to let people relax and act on their more basic instincts. If you need them? They'll be there for you.

I haven't made my entrance into Mirage yet but if you want to play there I can appear to greet you...though I might suggest if you want a more subtle entrance you show up in at least a swim suit or somethin'. I mean everyone there is pretty welcoming but it's still a fantasy world. Some of the local bandits or ruffians might see a naked kid and think you're up for grabs. And we wouldn't want that right?

There's plenty of other boys and girls in my muns headspace who'd treat you right too. It just all depends on what you're looking for. You should relax and let yourself live a little. One of the best parts of being a muse? Anything you don't wanna take with you back home can be wiped clean. You'll be as pure as newfallen snow for your gal pal when you get back if that's what you want.

Bookmarked, and thanks!

[futamura_neo]

Everyone in here was under the impression that "aphro" was shorthand for "how steamy things are going to get", especially in a BYOA context. Or maybe just from seeing it used like that.

Yeah, in that case, I probably ought to be wearing something. A swimsuit's possible, I guess, but he's never actually thought of me as owning one. Maybe for going to swimming pools in hitonari towns like Takarazuka.

I guess we didn't think of that separation. Maybe because the only place he's ever really played me and Pippi is the Nexus comm(s) over on LJ, so the lines between that me and this one are a little blurry.

<3

[revvinguptheharley]

Ohhhh hahaha! Nope! Since The Love Hotel is a magical place there can be Aphrodisiacs in the air, the water or just in you. If we wanted every showerhead in that room could be hosing us down with liquid Aphrodisiacs.

Well you could go for the sterotypical school uniform, might even be fun to see how confused you are at having to wear it. It's magic that brings you to Mirage so who's to say you aren't magically dressed as well?

Life is all about perspective. Especially when you're a figment of someone's imagination.

*bows*

[futamura_neo]

...yeah, I don't think that'll be necessary.

That might, as he says, "be a thing," actually. Though I'd be confused at how I got into it, and annoyed at having to wear it. ^_^

*Likewise*

[revvinguptheharley]

There are worse things to wear. You should see how superheros and villains dressed in the eighties!

I'm sure there will be plenty of excuses for you to be naked again. Was there anyone in particular on that list you'd like to meet when you arrive in Mirage?

[futamura_neo]

I probably shouldn't, actually. Heibon-kun describes it as like the uniforms of Freeza's Army, only with bigger shoulder pads and more belt pouches.

I can't think of anyone I'd like to meet, but heibon-kun would like me to meet Raharu-san and/or Pinkie Pie.

[revvinguptheharley]

Oooo yeah I bet both of them would treat ya real well!

Oh! Just so I don't send the wrong one (I live like right down the hall from them) Pony Pinkie or human pinkie?

[futamura_neo]

...he'd prefer pony Pinkie, but I'm fine either way.

[revvinguptheharley]

Then boy are you in for a treat! I hope you like sweets.

[futamura_neo]

Who doesn't? Nobody I want to know, that's for sure. ^___^

[revvinguptheharley]

I knew I liked you~ We're gonna be great friends.