Mun found a short description of an upcoming episode

[totallyhisniece]

"Red Arrow’s return undercuts Artemis’ confidence, while the team’s mission to track down Sportsmaster threatens to expose her darkest secrets," huh.



... Can I just quit the team now and save them the trouble of kicking me out?

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[unfiltrating]

Yeah. [ He gives her a bit of a smile back, encouraging. ]

Of course, that would mean he'd have to read, so forget that.

What is threadjacking

[flashesforward]

Dude!

HOW DARE U

[unfiltrating]

I'm just saying! Even you've got an idea of what kind of statistical improbability that is.

/IS A REBEL OR SUMTHING

[flashesforward]

That depends...is there going to be food at the display? I always stopped and read even the lamest exhibits at my school's science fair if they had snacks.

[totallyhisniece]

How about Please Don't Hate Me cupcakes?

REBEL BROS BEING BROS sorry artemis you'll just have to deal wif it

[unfiltrating]

That's -

Legitimately the secret, we just have to like drop a chip trail up to something to get you to notice it?

aww yiss

[flashesforward]

Sounds about right. Have food, will read.

have food willkljlksgjd can we keep you

[unfiltrating]

Remind me to keep Skittles on me or something. We can keep you in line.

ask yourself...would you really want to?

[flashesforward]

Or you can ask M'gann to give the instructions. Now a babe like that knows how to keep a guy's attention.

my kitchen is not prepared for this colossal event

[unfiltrating]

... Really, dude?

[flashesforward]

What? Don't act like you didn't check her out before.

[unfiltrating]

What? That's not what I was - No.

[ Carefully gonna. Rub his forehead here. ]

You're doing that thing where you're like crashing into metaphorical walls, and, you know, I'm just gonna let you.

[flashesforward]

Are you feeling okay, Rob? Because I'm not seeing any walls, real or metaphorical, here.

[unfiltrating]

I could hit you with a sledgehammer of -

Yeah, I guess I'm coming down with something. It's so weird.

[flashesforward]

[Looks around and then grins.]

Oooh, I get it. You don't want Zatanna to find out about the crush you had on M'gann. Don't worry, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

[This kind of intuition is a gift.]

[totallyhisniece]

I could just leave a repeating recording of the whole thing then. Assuming he stuck around long enough to listen to it, we know how his attention span is.

[unfiltrating]

He'll get a new little piece every day. Eventually when he has all of 'em, it'll start clicking.

[totallyhisniece]

Or he'll just forget everything when he learns something new, like a goldfish.

[unfiltrating]

Y'know what memories goldfish retain? Where they get their food. There was a study on 'em.

[totallyhisniece]

We should probably look into the possibility that some super villain kidnapped Wally in his sleep and replaced his brain with one from a goldfish, then.

[unfiltrating]

I'm not sure who that says more about - us for not noticing until now or him for not changing much.

are you sure that's not just an ice cream sandwich on a stick?

[totallyhisniece]

Either way it's kind of a tragedy, isn't it?

ghsdlksjdg; or possibly a giant oreo cookie

[unfiltrating]

For him or us? We'll just keep the food around.

mmmmm giant oreo cookie

[totallyhisniece]

For everyone, really. Except less us, because we get the food.

m'gann why you even toastin' that over a fire

[unfiltrating]

See? We're the real winners in all of this. So I'm not worried.