So many spoilers for 3x17 Silverfinger

[skybluejeep]

You.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare use this as an excuse to take me someplace weird and hinky. I am finally getting somewhere happy in game. I don't need to be, and I quote, "The Turtle's Next Hannibal." For one, long pig, not my thing. Second, I doubt old Mali-couldn't has a mystical firefly in his chest for me to squish.

........Although how bad-ass would that be if he did, huh?

ANYWAY.

My point. Is. Don't forget there's a reason why you're refusing to canon update me. At least until 3B is over.

I really don't want to be evil okay?

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[galvanizing]

It was you? [WHY YOU TRY TO KILL ME BRO?]

[skybluejeep]

....Maybe?

I mean, the code on the blackboard and the key on my keyring were gone so I honestly don't even freakin' know anymore!

[relatable]

[skybluejeep]

Um.

Heeeeeeey, Abby. How's it going?

[relatable]

Better than you apparently. [Which is saying something given her canon.]

You know you have to be a psychopath to come anywhere close to Hannibal.

[skybluejeep]

This is very true!

Although right now I don't know if I'm evil or possessed or turning into a magical fox trickster god or what.

[relatable]

A what? [She lives in a nonmagic world, Stiles.]

[skybluejeep]

...Long story. Just roll widdit.

[relatable]

Well so long as you don't find an ears in your stomach, I won't say anything. [Please let it not be hers.]

[skybluejeep]

Don't think that's gonna be an issue.

Although considering I've been having blackouts...it could happen. I just don't freakin' know.

[relatable]

Will was doing that, but he had some brain disorder.

[skybluejeep]

Yeah. Less talking about potentially fatal brain disorders, please.

Since, you know. My mom. Might have had the same thing as me.

[relatable]

Wait. Seriously?

[skybluejeep]

Yeeeeeeup.

They were real careful to point that out. With medical files and everything.

[ixis]

I don't know what any of this means, but you have my number.

[Holds up good hand next to his face, pinky and thumb extended, and mouths 'call me'.]

[skybluejeep]

...........Yeah hanging out with you is not gonna encourage me to stay on the straight and narrow good guy path, I'm thinking.

[ixis]

EXACTLY! What's the fun of being heroes if we can't get our claws a little dirty every now and again? End justifies the means and all that, so on, so forth.

Imagine if you could do...wwwwhatever it is you're talking about doing and have the ability to render yourself into indestructible crystal. Imagine. Are you imagining it? Start imagining it.

[skybluejeep]

You know what I did last night?

Killed a Japanese demon with my bare hands. No! Take that back. One handed. Shoved my hand into his chest and tore the heart out of him. Okay, the heart was a bug, but still.

So. Still wanna be my biffle?

[ixis]

I don't know what a biffle is, but that's impressive! A little barbaric, but impressive. You don't really look like you've got the upper-body strength to punch through cardboard, let alone a rib cage, but colour me fascinated.

Why is this capability a bad thing? I'm struggling to follow this conversation at all turns.

[skybluejeep]

Beeeeecause that's not who I am? And it's not who I wanna be?

I'm not getting in your van and eating your candy, in other words. Sorry.

[ixis]

All right, then you'd rather be the boy who falls into holes and breaks legs and otherwise has nothing remarkable about him. I see how this is.

[skybluejeep]

Yup. I really would rather be the kid with a broken leg than being a demon puncher.

Call me crazy. But I'm good just the way I am thanks.

[ixis]

Are you-...Are you joking?! How can anyone, a teenage boy especially, not be excited at the notion of being called a DEMON PUNCHER. That sounds dangerous and demanding respect, lest you punch someone like a demon.

[skybluejeep]

...Okay, fine, I'll grant you that. It was pretty awesome. But still. Not me. Not my trope. I'm not that guy.

[ixis]

We all do interesting things in trying times. You wouldn't be here making this statement if there wasn't some part of you that wanted this to be a reality.

All I'm saying is I'm right here. I'm the devil willing to strike deals. I hope the monkey at the typewriter is taking note of that if nothing else.

[skybluejeep]

My monkey says your monkey can suck a smoothie.

[ixis]

It's been said she does like them.