Working on an app to Save the Earth...

[ninjaverb]

Okay, so, you know. Not so bad. Could deeefinitely be a little better, though. Losing one best friend and gaining another. How can we be so sure this Fenton character matches up to Howard's standards in a-bro-itude?

shoob-itude?

Listen, I know you're only just dipping your toes back into my canon, but listen. Howard and I have a certain thing going on, right? A waaavelength the likes of which only the truest of bros can hope to obtain. You can't just match me up with any hero of your liking and pretend it's the same thing.

waiting stubbornly
for only the finest feasts
the ninja will starve

...Right. Duly noted, Nomicon, and thank you so much for this advice I'm sure will come in handy when it's actually time to eat something. Let's focus on my current problem. You know, crazy nerd girl trying to re-write my life and puppet me into being best buds with some stranger?

Comments

[gogoghostpowers]

Does it really count as "some stranger" if we're going to have known each other for practically our whole lives, though?

Wait, someone else here knows Secret Trio?

[halfa_hero]

For someone who owns a magic book that talks only in metaphors, you're kind of terrible at recognizing when it's talking in metaphors.

[ninjaverb]

Guess not? I have no idea who you are right now, though, that's the thing.

We should. Probably get on that.

of course c:

[ninjaverb]

Well, maybe if it gave me straightforward answers to start with, we wouldn't have this issue!

Dangit, first time I see someone playing from it, and Danny's already taken.

[halfa_hero]

Yeah, but then you wouldn't really learn anything.

It's an AU game, anyway. c: but we could meme or something if you want!

[ninjaverb]

Aahh, nope! That's the opposite of what would happen, 'cause you see, since I'd actually understand the lesson, I'd totally learn it that much quicker!

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh. I guess I get that--I'm just used to getting tossed into all sorts of weird pre-established relationships like this, after seven months of my mun doing it to me already.

But hey! I'm all for meeting new people. I'm Danny. I don't know who this Howard guy is, but my mun seems pretty excited about us knowing each other, which...I think is a good thing?

It's pretty hard to tell with her sometimes.

I'm kinda terrible at keeping up with memes. Kinda need games with plots to keep me going

[halfa_hero]

Well, the other possible reason is that it thinks you should be smart enough to get it the first time.

...not that I can really talk since I've had the whole moral lesson thing outright spelled out to me and then didn't actually listen until later.