Karen Donahue (
secondshift) wrote in
dear_mun2014-02-01 11:46 am
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About yesterday's unscheduled visit to the hospital
Fuck you and your bacterial infection for ruining my best day of threads ever.
[Pause.]
All right, obviously I want you to be okay, and I'm not really upset with you. It's not like you wanted to have to rush to the doctor. I'm just frustrated that it happened yesterday right at a hugely important moment for me. Do you know how hard it is to find Justin? That man's like a fucking unicorn. A really handsome unicorn.
And I never did get my pizza.
Go lay down and get better soon. I'm just frustrated at the situation, that's all.
(P.S. - While I'm all for you binge-watching your new Chicago Fire DVDs while you cough up a lung, you're not allowed to think Jesse Spencer is cute. You know Kelly would hate that.)
[Pause.]
All right, obviously I want you to be okay, and I'm not really upset with you. It's not like you wanted to have to rush to the doctor. I'm just frustrated that it happened yesterday right at a hugely important moment for me. Do you know how hard it is to find Justin? That man's like a fucking unicorn. A really handsome unicorn.
And I never did get my pizza.
Go lay down and get better soon. I'm just frustrated at the situation, that's all.
(P.S. - While I'm all for you binge-watching your new Chicago Fire DVDs while you cough up a lung, you're not allowed to think Jesse Spencer is cute. You know Kelly would hate that.)
