Apping to ToS.

[epicbeatdown]

Hey.

I'm not sure why you're worried. Most of my bridge crew is already there.

[ Yeah but as women.

What was that?

Anyways.

Don't worry. I'll be fine. And plot to escape every second I can but you knew that from the start so stop worrying. You'll have fun, I'll get annoyed.

That's how this is supposed to work out.

Comments

[freebitchbaby]

So glad you're worried about the bridge crew. Nice to know.

[epicbeatdown]

Well I'm not exactly looking forward to the beat down I probably deserve.

[freebitchbaby]

Probably deserve?

D'you wanna maybe rethink your wording? Only you're just making this all waaaaay worse for yourself in the long wrong.

[epicbeatdown]

[ He smiles charmingly. ]

Okay.

Totally deserve. Should I buy you boxing tape for your hands? Flowers too?

[freebitchbaby]

[Charm is ineffective on Gaila.]

No.

I'd rather feel the impact when I punch you.

[Boy, she is pissed with you.]

[epicbeatdown]

[ God what did he do? Besides totally fuck up by not being emotionally mature for a relationship.

And being an ass. ]

And you will since I deserve to be hot more than once. It's.... been brought to my attention that I'm an ass when it comes to relationships with women.

[ Thank you Carol. ]

You deserved better.

[freebitchbaby]

Nooooo. You don't mean that I deserve to be treated like a person? What a novel concept, asshole.

[epicbeatdown]

I never wanted it to seem like I was using you... even if it ended up that way. If there had been time between that night and everything that happened I would have said I was sorry.

And you deserved a better man. I wasn't that guy back then and I'm still not better now.

[sf_girl_friday]

The reason your mundane should worry is because you seem to be underestimating the kinds of things that can happen in these games. They are not easy places to exist in, Captain.

[epicbeatdown]

She.... doesn't worry much.

[ Laughing actually. ]

Bad sign if they start laughing, right?

[sf_girl_friday]

Of course she doesn't. [Just like Jan doesn't worry 'much' over the Captain and crew.]

With mine, it is rarely a bad sign but with others it usually means something terrible will happen soon.

[epicbeatdown]

She prefers to... how'd she put it? Inject happiness into our lives if we need it but is perfectly happy to....

Woah.

[ Glaring. ]

Lives off our tears? That's... a little messed up.

Are muns all crazy?

[sf_girl_friday]

[Now that sounds familiar even if her mundane doesn't have the same philosophy.]

Messed up but accurate for many of the games.

I think the majority of them are, but you'll have most of the crew there to help keep most of the insanity in check.

[She hopes... Jan has never had good luck with finding 'cast' when she was placed in games.]

[omnipotent_bastard]

Oh, you with a shipful of women. There's no way that can go poorly...

[epicbeatdown]

No. It will go amazingly well. They'll love me.

[omnipotent_bastard]

Countdown to sexual harassment suit in 3... 2...

[epicbeatdown]

I'm not that bad. If they're not interested I move on. Plenty of ladies out there.

[drcmarcus]

Sometimes I think you have the self preservation instincts of a demented lemming. It's worrisome.