canon is hansel and gretel: witch hunters

[bountying]

I'm uh... flattered, I guess.

We're going to have a talk about some of these worlds you keep looking into, though. Some fucked up interests you've got there, son.

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[haventkilledusyet]

They like to do that. The more fucked up? The better, far as they're concerned.

[bountying]

I'm starting to notice. They could use a good ass kicking, maybe it'd turn them around.

[haventkilledusyet]

Still trying to figure out how to do that. It's just what they need, though.

[bountying]

I'm sure there's a way. Just gotta get a little creative. [ He is clearly new to this :| ]

[haventkilledusyet]

You find a way, let me know. Mine could use a good ass-kicking.

[bountying]

Like I'd keep you in the dark. He's a little stubborn, though. Might take a while.

[haventkilledusyet]

What kind of places are you being threatened with?

[bountying]

Some fucking island where they want to collar me like a dog.

And when I say fucking, it's not just for emphasis.

[haventkilledusyet]

Well, good luck on that front. Mine did that to me. No collar, but there was a tattoo.

[bountying]

A tattoo? That doesn't sound quite so... deadly.

[haventkilledusyet]

Not so much deadly as... persistent. Apparently it leaked... something? into the blood. I don't know.

[bountying]

... They sure know how to pick winning scenarios.

[haventkilledusyet]

'Nother place I got sent? Wings. That one was special.