eyeing forced_rpg

[meatbags]

Objection: Haven't I helped to dethrone enough empires ruled by Sith already, mundane? I feel as if that has become my primary directive alongside 'assassination.'

Concession: Yes, mundane, I am aware that toppling any kind of government often goes hand in hand with eliminating meatbags of lofty repute, but I find that doing so for that reason grows tiresome. Why can't I ever kill organics for sport, or even for fun, instead of to correct the errors meatbags make while choosing their leaders?

Expletive: Damn it, mundane, I am an assassination droid, not a janitor or a freedom fighter!

Comments

[arc_wrench]

Suggestion: Break free of your meatbag handler. They are fallible and must sleep regularly. This provides ample opportunity for escape.

If all other options fail, kill "off-camera". The meatbag need never know nor write about it.

[energycreep]

[Now, he's not really one to go around touching squishy things; he's better at savaging other robots, but.]

We'd all be better off if they were just left to annihilate themselves, eh?

Of course, they could always use a helping hand. Speed things along, as it were.

[wall_was_in_way]

You're a robot? No. Way! Do you know Lopez? Oh wait...hold on!

¿Donde esta la chimichanga, señorita?

That's how robots talk, right?