[Voice Testing]

[notsweet]

I know a bad idea when I see one, especially when a person can't even commit. I don't exactly do things half-assed.

I think what's best for everyone in this situation is that you let me go back to doing my business and return to yours. So put aside your ideas of forcing me to go anywhere that I don't want to go, especially alone. That way no one gets hurt and isn't it always better when no one gets hurt?

Comments

[bountying]

... I think you should give it a chance.

[notsweet]

You're shitting me right?

[bountying]

It has the potential to be interesting enough. No weirder than anything else we've done.

[notsweet]

[There is a shrug at that and a pause.]

You have a point, and I don't like how pathetic that is.

[bountying]

Mm.

You won't be alone, no matter what these crazy fucks decide to do.

[notsweet]

You going to come along for the ride?

[bountying]

You don't think I'd let you out of my sight with the places these two look at, do you?

[notsweet]

Oh, I'd imagine you'd be having the most fun. Maybe I'm not the main motivation.

[bountying]

... Because my track record with women makes it all sound so exciting.

[notsweet]

[She can't help but snort at that.]

Hey look, you made another point.

[bountying]

[ 8| SLIGHTLY POUTING. YOU SUCK. ]

Thanks, Gretel.

[notsweet]

Hmm. [smirk] Welcome.

So you really think it sounds..."exciting"? Or "interesting" that was the word you used.

[bountying]

Yeah. Interesting. It's a change of pace. Different than the same old blood and guts routines.

[notsweet]

Call it whatever you want, it sounds like imprisonment to me. Maybe the cage is bigger, but I'd still rather be free and doing things on my terms.

[bountying]

Mm. Always the optimist, aren't you?

[notsweet]

It's not optimism or pessimism. It's called realism. I'm a realist.

[bountying]

Isn't that just a nice way of saying kill joy?

[notsweet]

Pessimists kill joy, I'm pointing out facts.

[bountying]

Well you could look at the positive facts for once. Just a suggestion.

[notsweet]

Okay, smart ass, what's the positive facts?

[bountying]

Possibly a roof over our heads without having to cost us an arm and a leg, almost guaranteed work, no witches, plenty of places to explore because it's a really, really big cage, new foods to try, no witches, gorgeous girls - or guys, I guess, whatever - access to new types of weapons, no witches, almost guaranteed sex, and did I mention no fucking witches?

[notsweet]

[She bites her lip, because there is a lot of that she could contradict, because the jobs would be safe, but probably pretty dull. There could also be witches depending...whether they had to kill them or not. Still listening to him ramble is pretty amusing. Finally she raises an eyebrow in a teasing notion.]

If there aren't witches, how can we raise hell?

[bountying]

I'm sure we can get creative.

[notsweet]

Well, when you put it that way, I'm pretty sure these places can't even handle the two of us.

[bountying]

I think they could use some excitement.