re: fourth wall event at luceti

[tickle_me]

What the hell, you dumb bitch? I just got shot through the fuckin' leg two weeks ago and you're gonna invite everyone in for a goddamn dinner party? Piss off before I give you a matching set of 9mm holes through your eyes.

[come on in and tag, Lagoonies]

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[deadliestberet]

Er...sorry to hear that?

[tickle_me]

Tch. No one's sorrier than me.

[Getting shot hurts like a bitch. Who fuckin' knew?]

[deadliestberet]

Well at least the bullet missed any major arteries?

[tickle_me]

Yeah, but I gotta stay put for a while, which means no gunslinging. As if I weren't bored enough in that podunk place.

[The one good thing about Luceti normally being boring as fuck, though, is that she actually does have some safe time to sit back and recuperate, unlike in Roanapur where if it got out that she'd been injured, she would've had hordes of assholes clamoring to take down the infamous Two Hand.]

[deadliestberet]

Hey you could always just stir up some trouble.