totally not typing out an app i'll never send in

[jonathandammit]

I do hate speaking behind someone's back. But...

Does anyone know how to convince your Mundane not to send you or a friend into a horror game?

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shrieking gently

[alephbet]

If I knew, I wouldn't be in the game she's looking at.

At least you get to keep all your demons? Remember to list them on the app.

shrieks in a less mild manner

[jonathandammit]

That's not much of a comfort, honestly... but thank you.

[The fact that the game lets you keep your demons is probably a sign of how dangerous it's going to be.] ...At least my friends won't be there.

Hopefully, she won't actually send it in.

CR I have always wanted yes

[alephbet]

I hope that she'll ignore my mun's 'subtle encouragement' and decide not to app. That could happen.

me too tbh and finally, alignment wars, tho jonny is more light than law tbh

[jonathandammit]

Hopefully.

She's not quite stretched for time, but I'd prefer she abandon the notion. Her first idea was Haven, but she decided she didn't want me to be subjected to that, which could be a small mercy...

aleph and zett could... possibly... get along with him...?

[alephbet]

That's probably for the best. My own mun is apping someone into Haven right now, so I've seen a little and it's... unpleasant.

~possibly~ or I could put him in a NICE HAPPY GAME...

[jonathandammit]

My Mundane wants to put someone in a horror game, but can't decide which and who... as much as Tower of Animus is disturbing, Haven and Exitvoid might end up worse.

...I hate to say this, but I wish it wouldn't be me.

ahahaha

[alephbet]

It's not selfish to not want to be tortured. It's just basic self-preservation. That's not wrong.

haha as if that'd ever happen

[jonathandammit]

[His moral anchor is so skewed everything he does is selfish.]

...But if it's not me, my Mundane will surely send someone else. And while I don't want to be hurt myself, I don't want any of them to be subjected to it in my place.

happy games what are those

[alephbet]

I've never really had that feeling, but my mun has so many muses that it's never been just a choice between me or somebody else.

A Jonathan!!

[choseneutrality]

I'm afraid not. Muns will send us wherever they please.

A FLYNNNN

[jonathandammit]

I see... at least, all I can do is hope my Mundane decides against it.

What about you? Which games are you in?

[choseneutrality]

My mun placed me in bravenewworld and she is waiting to see if rubycity_rp will accept me as well.

[jonathandammit]

That's good. I mean... that doesn't sound too bad. [Please stop staring at The Games too, mun. Please.]

She did consider BNW once, but writing AU applications gave her a headache.

[choseneutrality]

That's unfortunate. [Would be nice to be in game where he didn't have to kill you and Walter.]

... How have you been?

[jonathandammit]

[Dead. That's it, that's how he's been.]

I've been doing quite well. Mythmaking is an interesting game, but it's much friendlier and humane than the others. [So it's apparently possible for Mun to put him somewhere happy.]

How about yourself? How is your game?

[choseneutrality]

[/sob]

Interesting. My life there is similar to my actual one but with differences to it. The Pokemon are also similar to demons but they do not actively hunt humans without reason.

[Might not mention he got manhandled by a Silcoon because it thought his face was evil.]

[jonathandammit]

[THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE THOUGH]

That's a start, at least. I wish you the best. [Pokémon... there were people with Pokémon in his game, but they all weren't really sentient. Whoops.]

...As for me, I've been assigned to act out the fairy-story role Hansel. I'm not sure how I fit it.

[starmaiden]

You don't! You grow some backbone, go in there and fight! Fight! Fight!

NEMISSAAAAAAAAAAA

[jonathandammit]

...I... don't think that's physically possible.

JONATHANNNNNNNN

[starmaiden]

Did you even try?

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A NEMISSA EXISTING

[jonathandammit]

...Well...

[Technically, he did try to mentally attack Mundane.]

Yes? [Does... bargaining count as trying?]

i havent played her a lot but i started recently and i REALLY WANT THAT TO CHANGE NOW shes so fun

[starmaiden]

What's with that unsure attitude, huh? Nemissa thinks you're lying.

actual cutie

[jonathandammit]

I did try to retaliate, but in response, she put someone else into a horror campaign. [And her organs got ripped out. Uh.]

So it wasn't a success.

[starmaiden]

Well, you can't just give up!

Asking for help is a step in the right direction, and if Nemissa could, she would totally dive out of the computer and do something about all this.

But for some reason it doesn't work here.

[jonathandammit]

I suppose that's true. But at the same time, I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of it. [LAW HERO STRUGGLES]

Dive out the- does that mean you could do that before? [He has the baaaaare understanding of what a computer is, but from what he knows they're mystic relics aka solid objects. That you can't. Just. Enter and exit.]