Because this isn't a surprise at all.

[greenisnotacreativecolor]

 I can't say I know what you're doing, but are you sure this is creative enough?

I don't know what you're playing at, but I assure you that this is most certainly not creative.

Now, instead of these silly notions, let's do something more worth our time. Got it? Good. Now let's start with--

Is that green? What did I tell you about green. Green is not a creative color!