voice testing!

[dulcia]

So, what. You managed to not get me killed in your second play through of the game, and you actually find me appealing? I think I should find that great and all, but the place you're thinking of sending me too? Something about the idea of a horror setting isn't sitting well with me.

I mean, for one, there will hardly be any sweets there. Do you know how much that will set back my mojo? Who knows what will happen if I'm away from them for a while. And don't tell me that I could just lick off whatever honey stains I have on my clothes. I might just steal some of your sweets and see how you'd fare without them.

Guess there's no arguing with you though. Okay, how about this. I offer you some of my finest candy, and we agree you don't send me there, alright? I'll even get on my knees and pray, is that fair?

Comments

[seethebeauty]

I don't think they would desist for candy.

[dulcia]

Hey, you don't know how easily he could be swayed in the first place. Mention something and he'd do a complete 360.

...but I guess you're right. You wouldn't happen to have any bright ideas, yourself.

[seethebeauty]

Unfortunately, I don't. Maybe they could be persuaded by talking?

[dulcia]

Tried that already. Why do you think I came here? I needed to vent some stuff.

[seethebeauty]

Well, has there been an answer?

[xfactor]

Maybe you could try washing your clothes in honey and gluing a bunch of candy on them before heading there.

[dulcia]

...actually, that's not a bad idea. I'm just worried that some of the candy might fall off in the initial moving process...but then my mun'd be making weird honey jokes at me.

[xfactor]

[...]

Wait... Really? I meant that as a joke.

[dulcia]

[...]

Well this is embarrassing. Look, forget I said any of that.

[xfactor]

Too late.

[THE DAMAGE IS DONE]

[dulcia]

...are you thinking of blackmailing me now?

[Please don't tell him this is the case-]

[xfactor]

I wasn't before, but thanks for the idea.

[dulcia]

You drive a hard deal here, Snow White. What do you want then? My candy? My bag full of precious things? I'm willing to bargain anything with you.

[xfactor]

No idea. I think I'll just hold onto that bit of information for now until I figure something out.

[dulcia]

Uh, I'd prefer if you'd keep this all to yourself. I don't need anyone to think I'm the kind of nut to bathe myself in honey.

[But you are, though.]

[xfactor]

So you'd rather lie to everyone and say you're not?

[imabarbarianrawr]

[Gasp!]

Candy!? Can I have some? Can I!?

[dulcia]

Are you a fellow sugar enthusiast? Tell ya what.

[He's already pulling some out of his pockets.]

All yours, buddy.

[imabarbarianrawr]

Oh gee, thanks!

[Starts digging in.]

[mothersdaughter]

Boy, it sure looks like everyone's going to such a fun place! [ Sarcasm ]

Seriously, what's with everyone going to a horror game?

[dulcia]

I dunno, must be what's on everyone's mind at the moment. Though I can't say it's tickling any fancies of mine.

I was promised a bag of candy, however. So I'm fine with that.