You what?

[the_urban_tiger]

Let me make sure I've got this straight.

I'm not even in the show except some vague remark on Watson's blog that MIGHT have been referring to me (really, "I knew that his assistant (his John Watson?) wouldn't kill him." is the best you can do) and you're trotting me out? The best you've got for my history is one hundred year old books and what you're calling "fandom", which doesn't agree on the finer points of my existence.

Yeah, this sounds like it's going to work fine. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be great, yeah.

Yes, that was fucking sarcasm. How the fuck do you think this is going to work? Just find Jim, get me a job and then maybe we'll talk.

... don't you even bloody start this nonsense about the end of The Reichenbach Fall.
We are not going to get on well.

SM

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[the_urban_tiger]

[amused scoff] It'll take more than that so to get to me.

I.. wait, a castle? Castle where?

[jimfromit]

Cair Paradisa, its one of the many worlds here...tedious place.

At least that’s what I thought it would be until I found it has a John, a Mycroft, an Irene and oh the cherry on top...A version of Sherlock from before the events of Reichenbach.

[Fake sniff] It’s like a wonderful family reunion.

[the_urban_tiger]

I'd say it's got to be interesting but I don't think I'd want to live in the same place as the lot you just listed. I'm surprised our favorite DI isn't hounding the place with the rest of 'em.

I'm sure you're enjoying a brand shiny new Sherlock.

[jimfromit]

[Grin] It’s like Christmas my dear Sebastian.

It’s not everyday you get the chance to destroy a great rival twice in a row.

[the_urban_tiger]

If only all of us should be so lucky, Jim. I'd bleed a dozen men dry to watch you work like that again.

[jimfromit]

Ohhh you sweet talker. I knew there was a reason I made you my Chief of staff.

You know aside from the sadist streak, intelligence and entire disregard for compassion and morals.

[the_urban_tiger]

Careful. Flatter me too much and I'll might just develop an ego. [As if he doesn't already have one]

Holding your own without us, then? Big castle. Sounds dangerous.

[jimfromit]

Unfortunately I’m having to just make the best of a bad situation.

Doesn’t help that it’s a “magic” castle that can turn you into an animal or make your room look like an Escher painting if it fancies it. [He wishes he was joking…he really does.]

[the_urban_tiger]

[Have this expression because you say that like your serious but what. Magic castles? That's fairy tale grade shit right there and he knows you're into that but they don't really exist, right?] ... into animals.

[jimfromit]

[He’s rubbing his forehead with an exasperated look on his face. He likes reading fairy tales, not experiencing them.] That’s what the locals claim.

Personally I think the "magic" is merely hallucinations caused by some experiment with toxins similar to the ones at Baskerville…but if the ordinary people want to cling to their fantasy comfort blanket then that’s up to them.

[the_urban_tiger]

Imagine it's a fair bit easier to lace the food or use an aerosol toxin than it is to make people into different species. 'course if they're actually managing it, that's technology worth getting one's fingers into.

Have you experienced anything out of the ordinary, yet?