Canon is Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.

[withaspoon]

YOU. YOU THERE.

So you want to be my scribe, do you?

[. . .]

WELL???

Why are you just sitting there? Get this show on the road or I'll have you flogged!

Where are my concubines? Where are my soldiers? Where. Is. My. Bloody CASTLE, WENCH?

Right. I'll need minions and lackeys, so hop to it and line them up for inspection!



And another thing! I want a puppy. And Locksley's head on a platter wouldn't go amiss either.

Comments

[cassie_of_troy]

Well.

Wouldn't you be fun?

[withaspoon]

[Ah, this is more like it.]

Applying for a concubine position? You're hired.

[cassie_of_troy]

You so much as touch me and I'll scratch your eyes out.

[withaspoon]

Feistiness is overrated, you know.

[cassie_of_troy]

[She hisses like a cat.]

Then you won't like me.

[withaspoon]

As I don't find myself in a position to be especially picky, I suppose I'll have to make do.

[cassie_of_troy]

Don't get any ideas.

I will say this. You're far more entertaining than your beardless cousin.

[withaspoon]

Too late. I'm afraid you've made a commitment simply by being here.

Gisborne? I should hope so. Incompetent twit that he is.

[cassie_of_troy]

No. I meant Severus.

He is your cousin, isn't he? He has a similar face and disposition.

[withaspoon]

No, he's not. And you can tell him for me that he's got a silly name.

[cassie_of_troy]

Well, what's your name?

[withaspoon]

George.

What of it?

[cassie_of_troy]

Your name is sillier

[withaspoon]

You won't think so when you're screaming it.

[cassie_of_troy]

I think you should better understand the risks you take if you try to pry apart my knees.

[withaspoon]

Oh God. You don't have the Clap, do you?

[cassie_of_troy]

The what?

[withaspoon]

Gleet. The Pox. That 'perilous infirmity of burning.'

[cassie_of_troy]

[She stares at him blankly.]

[withaspoon]

[Huffs impatiently, rolling his eyes.] Gonorrhoea?

[cassie_of_troy]

Who is that?

[withaspoon]

Oh, never mind.

[bunchasavages]

Oh my god.

It's Hans Fucking Gruber.

Well, yippee-kay-ay, motherfucker.

I've got a minion you can borrow, but I'm gonna need him back by Friday. Not a single fucking thing going on and I don't wanna be there when it's not happening.

[cassie_of_troy]

I hate it when people say that.

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[withaspoon]