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[smilingscholar]

...an AU game, you say? And I'll be a Chinese scholar in the Warring States period of Japan?

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

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[brat_monk]

It isn't necessary. There aren't any diseases... or women.

[Don't lecture him, Hakkai. It's difficult to put up with already.]

[smilingscholar]

[Oh god the thought of angry blonde babies...]

...my, there are no diseases? I suppose that is lucky.

[brat_monk]

[I don't think Sanzo swings that way, THANK GOD.]

There's nothing lucky about it. It was engineered that way.

[smilingscholar]

...engineered?

[brat_monk]

[Relax, Hakkai. It's probably not what you're thinking.]

We were brought to a ruined world by a perverted God who likes watching people fuck. So I guess venereal diseases would offend his delicate sensibilities.

[Okay, it's still pretty bad though.]

[smilingscholar]

[Yes, because that is so much better.]

...what a charming fellow.

[Read: why isn't he dead yet?]

[brat_monk]

The only reason I haven't shot that bastard in the balls yet is because I have no idea where the fuck he is.

[That answer your question, Hakkai?]

[smilingscholar]

[Yup.]

...such an odd situation.

[brat_monk]

It's not odd, it's annoying.

[There's sex everywhere. It's horrible.]

[smilingscholar]

Naturally. Is there no way out? I assume reasoning with this person does not help?

[brat_monk]

The place is surrounded by a desert. I haven't ventured out very far, but I know others who have. It isn't possible to reason with that guy.

[smilingscholar]

My, my... such a troublesome situation.