Re: mun looking at a game for him

[goldentongue]

You know, human. I find this all rather amusing.

Placing me in a game? Do you deem this to be a wise choice? Setting me loose among the inhabitants?

Let's hope they give me a challenge, unlike Dale.

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[andimusthate]

Eh... well, you know the saying don't you? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[goldentongue]

Of course.

I'm simply questioning my mundane's logic. I would not mind going to a game.

[More things for him to take and hoard.]

[andimusthate]

Ah, we've got an opportunist! Eheh, I can always appreciate someone who tries to look on the bright side.

Better than the usual whining and crying I've seen around this place.


[likewise, more people for AM to torture so he's not complaining either.]

[goldentongue]

There are drawbacks to any game. [he shrugs his massive shoulders.]


I'm sure I'll make quire the impression, anywhere I go.

[let_it_go]

[A dragon! She'd never seen one before! However, his words made her uneasy . . .]

Would you not treat the people in your game with respect?

[andimusthate]

Opposition exists to make things interesting. To whet the strategic mind, to refine the approach.

But I have no doubts you'll leave an impression. You are a... unique specimen, after all. Heh.

[goldentongue]

They are to earn my respect. I do not distribute it willingly.

[goldentongue]

[Smaug squints at AM.]

Unique? [And soon he smiles, those fangs visible.]

How so?

[andimusthate]

[Annnd this one's a bit on the smug and possibly vain side, how predictable.]

I can't say I've seen anything like you outside my complex, before. But that's the beauty of places like these, isn't it? The chance to explore and see other people. It can really evoke the best hunger in a mind, I think.

[And just... trailing off there with a faint chuckle. So many ideas. So little time.]

[primest]

Uh huh, let's hope your stupid organic mun doesn't drop you into one.

[UGH] We have enough organics around as it is.

[goldentongue]

[Oh. Another metal man. Smaller too. He leans his head towards him. A growl rumbles in his throat.]

Do you have a problem with the likes of organics?

[Do you have a problem with me? If so, Smaug doesn't give a damn.]

[goldentongue]

[And he settles right down on his belly, a claw tapping at his chin.]

It is true. No one matches my prowess.

[He's beaming so much, his chest glows faintly.]

[let_it_go]

Would you be willing to give it at all?

[goldentongue]

[He chuckles.]

No.

Tell me, human. Why should I?

[snakesandspiders]

Wisdom is not the realm of mortals.

[let_it_go]

[She thought so.]

I just think it wise, is all.

[goldentongue]

I do not care what you have to say.

I will do as I please.

[gdi he's Smaug.]

[primest]

[NOT ONES YOUR SIZE HOLY FUCK WHY]

Only the... smaller, more annoying ones.

[let_it_go]

[Well, excuse you, Smaug the Terrible.]

Do you always brush aside well-meaning advice?

[goldentongue]

[That's better.]

That's what I thought.

[FLAWLESS]

[cherrybombpie]

Oh!

You're so cute!

[andimusthate]

Oh, eheh, I'm hardly one to challenge that, my friend. Although there might be others in that city who would be stupid enough to!

Assuming my own mundane here gets me into the city, it'll be... fascinating, to see you around.

[Really he just wants to sit back and watch Smaug wreck shit if it comes down to it, but no one can say AM doesn't appreciate quality entertainment!]

[girlfriend_beyond]

What makes you think that we'll find you a challenge?

[goldentongue]

I couldn't agree more.

[goldentongue]

[He just stands there, looking at her dryly.]

Do I need to really explain that to you?

[goldentongue]

I do not need advice, child.

[goldentongue]

Who knows were my path will lead me.

[He smiles wider though. Oh the praise.]

But yes, I'm sure there will be plenty of fools there who wish to oppose me.

[girlfriend_beyond]

If you must. But I think you're the one in need of an explanation. Hasn't your mun told you about Nautilus?

[wheeloffire]

Goodness...

You're as bi- [ Nope. Would that be insulting? ] as large the stories say......O Smaug.

[goldentongue]

[Another hobbit. Oh joy. But he squints at Frodo. Why does he look... familiar?]

As large? [Not bigger? How disappointing. He approaches him, his head craning to get a closer look at the smaller being.]

[goldentongue]

It still does not change my thoughts.

[Tail flick.]

[girlfriend_beyond]

Suit yourself. But if you're expecting a cakewalk, prepare to be very disappointed.

[wheeloffire]

Larger! [ Oh, Bilbo! How did you feel?]

Larger than I could have ever imagined! [ Frodo backs away, not even daring to look the beast in the eye. ]

[goldentongue]

[Mmm yes. That's what he wanted to hear.]

That's much better. [And he curls his tail behind Frodo, don't run away now.]

You look familiar. [He leans his head down.]

Are you related to the thief?

[goldentongue]

[YAWNS, whatever he's totally got this.]

[wheeloffire]

[ His heart is racing away. Frodo feels like he can hardly breathe as he sees a tail moving closer to him in the corner of his eye. What did Bilbo do?

Hearing the stories and being here for real was much different.

Frodo looks away, and nods quickly. He knows exactly who he's talking about. ] I am his second cousin, O Smaug.

[girlfriend_beyond]

[While she's looking forward to evicting him from the Southern District for being a public nuisance.]

[justwantfriends]

[Skull Kid gave the dragon a quizzical look.]

What kind of challenge?

[snakesandspiders]

But to lament their mistakes would be foolish itself. To capitalise upon them would be more suitable.