New muse and already restless... | Canon is Rozen Maiden

[firstrose]

You know Mundane, I really don't get you... Why do you keep refusing that contract? Any human being would feel honored to become the medium of such a perfect and beautiful doll as myself.

But it's fine, suit yourself.

Just hurry find a place to send me where I can find people less STUBBORN than you!

Those other muses I have to share your headspace with are just as useless as you are anyway...

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[ascendedbeing]

Having problems with your mundane...?

[firstrose]

Nothing that can't be fixed. She's no match for me. [Clearly no one is. Not even her annoying blond younger sister Shinku, no matter what she thinks.]

[deathsought]

[ A... talking doll? ]

What kind of 'contract?'

[firstrose]

[Ohai, possible medium.]

Interested?

[deathsought]

Not at the moment. I know what happens to those who sign a 'contract' without knowing what it entails.

[ This is a guy who has dealt closely with demons for centuries. He knows the importance of reading the fine print. ]

[firstrose]

[A soft chuckle, half-amused, half-seductive.] Come on... It's not that kind of contract. [It's worse.] Do I really look like a demon to you?

Besides... there's nothing to sign.

[deathsought]

That still tells me very little. [ Though, no, she doesn't look like a demon. More like something brought to life by Living Magic, but even that usually involves demonic possession. ]

[firstrose]

If you were a doll maker, you'd know.

[She seems to ponder this a moment.] I don't know a lot about you either. I can tell you about me and what being a medium entails if you tell me about yourself.

[Let's make sure he's worth her time.]

[deathsought]

I am not a dollmaker, true. [ Though not many dollmakers can make dolls that can make 'contracts' with humans, let alone talk and understand speech perfectly fluently. ]

All that matters is that my magic is a threat to my world, and that I should be dead.

You know I had to ♥

[pupaphagy]

You finally came, Onee-sama?

Of course ♥

[firstrose]

You. [Suigintou makes a face.] My Mundane told me you were out there, stalking us. [As usual.]

[pupaphagy]

[ Ahh, yes, she knows that face. Very well. ]

I watch all of my dear sisters. It gets very lonely, by myself... the humans important to my sisters don't talk to me inside of my flower bed.

[firstrose]

[She turns away.] Get lost, sister.

[pupaphagy]

Onee-sama... [ Kirakishou frowns, and appears genuinely hurt. Of course... it's Kirakishou. She's very, very bad with rejection. ] Why do you say such mean things to me?

[firstrose]

[Sweetly.] Oh, I don't know. Must have something to do with the fact that... you stole my medium.

Give her back and I'll be nice to you.

[meteorjams]

WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL!?

[Has been confused for the past few minutes as to where he is.]

[firstrose]

Small? What are you talking about?

[She pushes her hair behind her shoulder in a way that says "I know I'm absolutely beautiful".] I'm the perfect size for a doll.

[meteorjams]

[Backs away in fear of losing his shit.]

Okay...

[firstrose]

[She blinks a bit in surprise as he backs off.]

You're afraid of me? ...Because I'm a doll?

[Now that's a first. What kind of human being is afraid of dolls?]

She's going to be earlier because I am... reviewing... canon again >> /blows off dust

[fifthmaiden]

Suigintou. I see you're acting as distasteful as usual. [Not that she really expects you to act any other way.]

Okay! And hi, this tag made my day ♥

[firstrose]

Distasteful?

[She snorts softly.] I probably would feel offended if this wasn't coming from someone who has such a bad taste in pretty much everything as you do, Shinku. As it is I find it comical.

[Hello to you too, Shinku. Suigintou hasn't missed you.]

glad I could help :D

[fifthmaiden]

[She certainly hasn't missed you either, you troublesome thing.]

Only you would see it as bad taste. You don't even know how to act like a proper lady. [...If she was less then the uptight proper lady she is, she might even throw some cattiness out there about hos it makes you undesirable. But, unprovoked, it's not a comment to be made. Provoked well enough, however, would be an entirely different story.]

<333 And I'm sorry for Suigintou

[firstrose]

[Suigintou would say that's just another proof of your lack of good taste, Shinku.]

Oh? Because you think you do? [Now she's chuckling.] Then please, by all mean, enlighten me.

Are you more acting like a proper lady when you're pouting like a spoiled little girl, like you are now? Or when you turn all green faced and run away from any cat you see like a cry baby?

FFFfff It's suigintou! XD <333

[fifthmaiden]

[...Okay, consider her provoked.]

I know how to act as a proper lady because I am not such a troublesome and undesirable doll as yourself.

[SHE DOES NOT POUT >: ]

True XD

[firstrose]

Undesiderable?

You know... It's not because you're just a boring and stuck up girl... and that you can't handle how awesome I am that you have to go with ridiculous statements.