Spoilers for "His Last vow". God won't you all be glad to see the back of us?

[jimfromit]

So then boys and girls ... did you miss me?

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[wealldosillythings]

.....No.

[jimfromit]

Not even a tiiiinnny little bit?

[wealldosillythings]

The only thing I miss is knowing you were gone.

[jimfromit]

Oh Molly Molly Molly.

The greats never stay gone forever.

[wealldosillythings]

There's nothing great about you. You're...You're a liar and a murderer.

[jimfromit]

And Sherlock isn't?

It really must be lovely to see everything through those rose tinted glasses of yours.

[wealldosillythings]

He's changed. And...And he only murdered that man to protect people he cares about. I'm not saying I condone what he did, but it's better than every crime you ever backed.

[jimfromit]

Pffftt if I wanted Magnussen dead I would have done it in a far more dramatic fashion.

I mean just shooting him in the head? Where's the showmanship? The style?, the flare?

Maybe it's good that I'm back ... if his act is getting this stale.

[wealldosillythings]

Murder is not a, a hobby! There's nothing showmanly about it! Not everyone looks at the world with the same twisted theatricality as you!

[saintinchief]

Going by the squawking my mun's been doing, I'm going to go with "no".

[jimfromit]

They do that a lot don't they? Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

Honestly it's enough to drive a man crazy.

[goodforhim]

I don't even know you but I've heard enough from John. No one is happy to see you, Moriarty but I'm sure that's the whole point of you returning. Even though you're supposed to be dead.

[jimfromit]

Oh so you're the wife.

Eh Not bad I'll give him that. Certainly better then the other strays he's picked up over the years. You do get a gold star for those marksmanship skills ... so magnificent.

[goodforhim]

Mary. Not 'the wife'. But yes, that's me. It say it's a pleasure to meet you but I've heard a lot about you.

[She raises a brow at that] Yes, everyone seems to be impressed by that. I'm not sure whether I should take it as a compliment or not if I'm completely honest.

[jimfromit]

Let me guuesss? Have they told you about the nice suits? The charming smile? Oh I know ... the overwhelming sexual charisma?

And you should take it as a compliment dear ... you should. Skills like yours can be difficult to come by.

I should know.

[goodforhim]

No, more the fact that you strapped a bomb to my husband's chest. Also that you blew your brains out in a roof in front of Sherlock.

[She purses her lips a little at that]

Well, before you get any smart ideas my skills aren't for hire. I'm done with all of that, it's all in the past now.