Canon is Sports Night. Casey's whining.

[hatesdatingplans]

Come on. I can totally find out how Dan's date went.

[No you can't, Casey. No one's told you yet.]

He's my best friend. It's perfectly logical that he would've told me by now. We tell each other everything - okay, almost everything - okay, most of the things.

[He hasn't told you yet.]

But - his girlfriend is in your headspace! Can't I just - I don't know - metaphorically walk over and ask her? Or say that she told me?

[That's not how that works, Casey.]

Come on. This is important. This is a matter of security. I need to look out for my best friend and make sure he's not dating another crazy woman. You have to tell me. Someone has to tell me.

[Nope.]

...This is so not fair.