voicetesting for maskandmenace maybe

[withgreatbleach]

Look, lady, I'm flattered you're even considering a second-rate spider like me but are you sure about this? There's going to be a lot of terrible writing to get through and I say that as someone who used to read the Daily Bugle. Just kidding. Kind of.

Besides, I... I have responsibilities back home! Like this little thing we call a J-O-B? One that, for once, isn't completely awful? Plus all that stuff I'm, uh, helping Pete with now. Because of little May. Who totally needs me to stick around and spoil her rotten.

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hey stranger!

[incywincyhero]

C'mon, Benjy, it won't be so bad-- who am I kidding, it'll be awful. But you wouldn't leave me with only the likes of Tony Stark for company, wouldja?

hey you! <3

[withgreatbleach]

And miss a chance to make fun of that facial hair?

[ As if he has any room to talk. ]

Never.

[irredeemed_ant]

There is a lot of you Spider types about, isn't there?

[withgreatbleach]

Thaaaaaat's an understatement.

But, hey, what can I say? I guess the universe just loves us creepy-crawly types.

[irredeemed_ant]

Speaking as one of the Ant Men I can agree, we bug types gotta stick together. Cept maybe Beatle and Scorpion.

[withgreatbleach]

Hey, I say if you use your powers for evil, you don't get to be in the Bug Club!

...uh. Pretend I came up with a better name than that.

[incywincyhero]

Exactly! So many quips, so little time. I need reinforcements.

[withgreatbleach]

"Reinforcements"? Why, Mister Parker, don't tell me that's your subtle way of implying your quips are of higher quality than mine.

Because we all know that's not true.

Obscure ex-immortal sorceress who knew Peter as a kid, and who he helped make unimmortal later.

[seaspraysorceress]

You really don't look right as a blonde.

asdfghjkl reading up on her I hope I don't get anything wrong!

[withgreatbleach]

You think this is bad? You should've seen my mullet!

[incywincyhero]

Take it easy! I'm already there and you're not, that's all I meant.

Though now that you mention it, my quips are way better than yours.

[withgreatbleach]

I see, I see.

Without me around you've clearly become delusional. How tragic.

[incywincyhero]

If that's what you need to tell yourself to feel important.

[withgreatbleach]

Ouch! That's harsh, "cuz". Hurts me deep, deep down. It really does.

[irredeemed_ant]

You're a clone of Spider-Man right, I figure you get to be... ah, dorkish, I guess. Don't take that personally anyway, it's supposed to be a compliment. I don't think I could manage to be as wise cracking as you guys in a fight.

[incywincyhero]

Shot through the heart and I'm to blame, huh?

sorry he's paranoid, but well, can you blame him?

[withgreatbleach]

I'll let you in a on a little secret — sometimes I practice the quips beforehand. Don't even talk to me about the rough drafts, they're terrible.

[ A self-depreciating chuckle. Followed by a sudden, and very suspicious, look. ]

Now that I've told you something, time to return the favor. Answer me this: How much do you know about me and the other webhead?

[withgreatbleach]

Careful, "bro"! When you say that, I'm tempted to start singing.

Eric is all down with paranoia.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Eric looks a tad worried for a moment before figuring what des he have to worry about, he's got a valid reason to know.]

Well I'm a Avenger and ex-SHIELD, so the whole clone thing is on file somewhere. Guess Fury Senior doesn't take chances. So I guess a fair bit, but not everything. You can trust me, I would make a decidedly sucky super villain.

[incywincyhero]

That's against the Eighth Amendment, you know.

[unobtainableredemption]

...Trust me when I say that whatever your mun has in store for you is the better option.