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[wickedestwitch]

Congratulations it took you longer than anyone other than my father to notice me. Now either do something or leave me be.

...No I really don't think that sending me somewhere I will be flirted at will make me any less annoyed with you.

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[aelphaba]

Flirted at?

[wickedestwitch]

Flirted at.

[Yes it bears repeating, it's just that ridiculous.]

Not that it matters, the novelty will eventually wear off and they'll move on to the next person.

[aelphaba]

[Elphaba takes a moment to reflect on that. It's...really just horrifying.]

They always do. Until they don't, of course, the fickle bastards.

[wickedestwitch]

[Oh dear, she knows that face.]

...that bad? I mean, obviously talking to myself isn't exactly unnormal. Just the answering back parts.

It's nice.

[aelphaba]

My mundane and I have been–colleagues–for the better part of five years.

[Five years of friendship and happiness! Aren't you happy, Elphaba?

No, of course not.]

But it's nice to talk with somebody who–you know.

[wickedestwitch]

That's about as long as I've been waiting, Mun needed to know body language before and I quote 'unleashing me'.

[The lack of amusement there is all but physical.]

I know. It's... like that day, before it all went to ruin.

[aelphaba]

Unleashing you? Do they think you're some sort of dragon to be tempered and domesticated?

There were quite a few days, if I recall.

[wickedestwitch]

[That gets a quiet laugh.]

No, more a storm that has been building on the horizon for far longer than any of the watchers can stand.

That first day in the Emerald City, nobody scared. Nobody screaming.

[ladywiththemachinegun]

You sure you're thinking about Promitto? There's only girls around... and nobody's tried to flirt with me.

[Yes, Laguna is that dense.]

[wickedestwitch]

You really don't pay attention very well, do you?

[ladywiththemachinegun]

You been talking to Kiros? Okay, so I might not have the best history with men or anything like that, but I'd notice if another woman was interested!

[Ha... haha... ha.]

[wickedestwitch]

Are you sure about that?