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dear_mun2014-01-09 10:36 pm
theladyred) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-09 10:36 pm
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Unto the Gracious and Honourable Mun…
Yes, I know, the formals aren’t quite working here, but I can’t exactly say Aldar now can I? And I am quite sure that Miss Manners never wrote anything regarding the proper way to address a letter written from a figment of one’s imagination to one’s self. Now. Back to the matter at hand…
Salutations Dear Mun.
Yes, I did that on purpose, now hush you, I am trying to write.
As happy as I am about being able to go visit Los Angeles this month, not to mention Alaska, I would consider it a personal kindness and no trivial matter if you would kindly refrain from informing the Aldar Viceroy about my intentions…
I will offer her a boon if I want to. Go away, you are making me sound crazy and I don’t particularly appreciate it.
… As I was attempting to say, if you desire intrigue and angst and all of that, I do think it would be significantly better if you got it out of your system over the internet, thank you, and not in a way that actually connects with my reality.
Dying is uncomfortable and I have no desire to under go it simply because you think it makes for a better story. Nor will I allow you to jeopardize my long term agenda for your short term amusement.
Sincerely yours,
The Lady in Red
PS: Jennifer says hello, and can you please get her to stop rummaging through my things? Honestly! It is my red silk vest now.
Yes, I know, the formals aren’t quite working here, but I can’t exactly say Aldar now can I? And I am quite sure that Miss Manners never wrote anything regarding the proper way to address a letter written from a figment of one’s imagination to one’s self. Now. Back to the matter at hand…
Salutations Dear Mun.
Yes, I did that on purpose, now hush you, I am trying to write.
As happy as I am about being able to go visit Los Angeles this month, not to mention Alaska, I would consider it a personal kindness and no trivial matter if you would kindly refrain from informing the Aldar Viceroy about my intentions…
I will offer her a boon if I want to. Go away, you are making me sound crazy and I don’t particularly appreciate it.
… As I was attempting to say, if you desire intrigue and angst and all of that, I do think it would be significantly better if you got it out of your system over the internet, thank you, and not in a way that actually connects with my reality.
Dying is uncomfortable and I have no desire to under go it simply because you think it makes for a better story. Nor will I allow you to jeopardize my long term agenda for your short term amusement.
Sincerely yours,
The Lady in Red
PS: Jennifer says hello, and can you please get her to stop rummaging through my things? Honestly! It is my red silk vest now.