So.... tonight's Elementary

[deceptivelytall]

I know that the actress that plays me is in the show, but that doesn't automatically make the storyline a shout out to my movie. It's New York. Mob stories happen.

Not that you shouldn't be excited, trust me, I'm the last one to talk about getting excited about things, but maybe just slow down a little.

(And the mutt thing is definitely stretching it.)