Hello, Multiverse. And Gotham, if we can find one, eh?

[gothams_joker]

Y'know, you make the good ol' crossing and yet? You do nothing with me! You sign up for communities, but not with me! Really, why not lead with your best foot forward? Or best hand grenade, as the case may be.

There's even a Luthor around for me to bother! No Bats in the ol' belfry but it's probably only a matter of time until he shows up. Figures. Just when you need some fun he's nowhere to be seen. But when you're in the middle of something he's there six ways from sunday. It's so gauche. Hmm? Oh, her. She doesn't count. None of the little helper-monkeys count, do they.

Heh, this place has fake gods, angry demons, magic users - but not enough of li'l ol' me. Time to introduce a little bit of chaos to the ol' soup. Whaddaya say, for old times' sake?

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[gothams_joker]

Then why not get it over with, kiddo? Harley and Not Harley. It'll be a nice dichotomy. Like ol' Harv, but less annoying.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Mostly because it would be the third time I snapped in less than a decade.

[gothams_joker]

Three's a good number, y'know. And really, why postpone the inevitable?

[byebye_mistah_j]

Well I made some fail safes to keep me from getting into that position. Mainly letting Batman monitor my home.

[gothams_joker]

[Again with the sighing]

Boring!

Oh come on, it'll happen eventually anyways. Your mind is held together by string and staples! It's gonna crack like the bad egg it is - might as well make it happen on your terms, kiddo.

[byebye_mistah_j]

I'm surprised you're not more interested in the spectacle of my trying to out-wit Batman when I eventually break.

[gothams_joker]

Oh, he'll have another lovely little reason to hate my living guts out of it, but I can think one of those up for breakfast.

[He waves it away]

The point is, even you say you're eventually gonna break. So why fight it? If you're gonna have two voices in your head, why not try and get 'em on the same side?