Hello, Multiverse. And Gotham, if we can find one, eh?

[gothams_joker]

Y'know, you make the good ol' crossing and yet? You do nothing with me! You sign up for communities, but not with me! Really, why not lead with your best foot forward? Or best hand grenade, as the case may be.

There's even a Luthor around for me to bother! No Bats in the ol' belfry but it's probably only a matter of time until he shows up. Figures. Just when you need some fun he's nowhere to be seen. But when you're in the middle of something he's there six ways from sunday. It's so gauche. Hmm? Oh, her. She doesn't count. None of the little helper-monkeys count, do they.

Heh, this place has fake gods, angry demons, magic users - but not enough of li'l ol' me. Time to introduce a little bit of chaos to the ol' soup. Whaddaya say, for old times' sake?

Comments

[byebye_mistah_j]

I'll ignore the comment since the version of myself from your world likely gave you enough trouble to warrant the comment.

At any rate any position "Hench wench" or otherwise is former. I was the one that killed him.

[timeshare_batwoman]

Not directly; you were long presumed-dead by my time. But you and your puddin's last crime came back to trouble me.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Except I'm guessing that final crime never happened in my world.

[timeshare_batwoman]

I should hope not. Does the name "Joker Junior" ring any bells?

[byebye_mistah_j]

You're kidding...we had a KID?!

[timeshare_batwoman]

Only in your twisted minds. Everyone else saw a kidnapped, brainwashed, broken child. And that's not even getting into what your Mistah J did to him from beyond the grave.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Could you stop calling him mine?! I shot him in the head! What more do you want from me?

[She calms down after a moment looking sheepish.]

S-sorry.

[bodilesswarrior]

You - really?

[her shock softens into a genuinely warm smile] Good for you, Harleen. Thank you.

[byebye_mistah_j]

Barbara?

[She looks genuinely surprised.]

You're welcome but considering he was going to beat me to death I wasn't exactly doing it for noble purposes.

[bodilesswarrior]

Yes.

[Barbara shakes her head] Doesn't matter. You did the world a favour. [there's a hard edge to her voice, but the gratitude is sincere]

[byebye_mistah_j]

I'll take your thanks then.

[She decided a change of subject was in order.]

So I share a head-space with a kid that could be your son based on his expertise.