On possible entry into The Box

[yuh_oh]

 What is in this box?  Larfleeze desires to know.  Is it something shiny?  Valuable?  Oh, we'd love to get our hands on something special that's been locked away for a very long time~

What? A game?  There is a game in the box?  Can you win prizes?

[Sort of.  If by 'prizes' you mean dying horribly.  He's not listening is he? Nope.]

Larfleeze has decided.  You will send Larfleeze to this box immediately!  And then everything in it will be MINE.

[App, you need an app first.]

.....You will make this app device first and THEN you will send Larfleeze to this land of treasure!

[Land of treasure? What... Yeah, okay.  Sure.]

Comments

[imvho]

Material possessions are ultimately worthless. Regardless of what treasures lie within a box, it will be empty in reality.

[yuh_oh]

Madness! How can something valuable be worthless? [Points a finger with a rather rotten looking nail at him.]

It can't be empty if there's treasure in there- well not until Larfleeze takes it out. Which he will. Unless the box itself is really nice. Maybe Larfleeze will leave it in there and just take the whole thing. Yes. This is a good plan.

[arkhamscoldest]

Your extreme avarice is highly unscientifical. What would you do if you owned everything, alien?

[imvho]

The value you speak of is an illusion, a trick your mind plays on you. The fleeting satisfaction fades and leaves only a gaping hole begging for more nothingness.

[Yeah, he's not put off by the fact this is an obvious waste of time.]

[yuh_oh]

What a ridiculous question to ask! When Larfleeze owns everything he will...

....he will....

...be...

[What is the word?]

Something. Happy. ...Probably. Maybe.

[yuh_oh]

Yes, that is why I must keep acquiring things! Do you see now? There must always be more! Until it all belongs to Larfleeze!

[arkhamscoldest]

I somehow question the validity of that statement. Besides which, one could not possibly own everything.

[imvho]

And then?