Spoilers for 3x02

[wealldosillythings]

 Can you please stop with all the, er, "shippy" feelings you're having about my social life? 

Lestrade - Greg - is my friend, and so is Sherlock but you're getting way too invested in how I interact with them, and you don't even trust properly trust Tom-

[She suddenly smiles brightly]

...Yes, I'm glad I'm getting laid too. 

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[the_new_sexy]

[Uh-huh. Yes. Of course. You are.]

I'm glad for you.

[wealldosillythings]

That I'm getting shagged on a regular basis?

[the_new_sexy]

Is that not something people say?

[wealldosillythings]

Well...people normally say "I'm glad you're happy" or "I'm glad you've found someone" and sort of let the shagging be implied.

[She waves a hand.] It's fine, though. I know you're trying.

[the_new_sexy]

This explains the awkwardness with most of John's girlfriends in the past.

[wealldosillythings]

[She wrinkles her nose at that. Awwwwkward.]

...Yes. I suppose it would. Don't suspect they were terribly understanding of that slip-up.

I, er, find it best not to discuss a friend's sex life unless they bring it up first.

[the_new_sexy]

Literally the only thing we had in common was our time with John. Mine, solving crimes,theirs, having sexual intercourse.

[wealldosillythings]

You're making John sound a bit like a bicycle.

[the_new_sexy]

[Supremely awkward face.]

That was not my intention.

[wealldosillythings]

[She nods.] I know it wasn't, that's why I thought I'd bring it to your attention.

[the_new_sexy]

Well...

[what is the response here?]

Thank you?

[wealldosillythings]

You're welcome!

[Ding ding ding! Points for Sherlock.]

I was so hoping we get to see Greg and Molly dance at least.

[silverfoxy]

They rather like doing that, don't they? Messing about with our personal lives? Can't leave us well enough alone.

Ugh so was I. But yknow, the camera was on them a lot more than Molly&Tom

[wealldosillythings]

[OOC: She was totally sitting closer to Greg than Tom. Tom was like a foot away until she had to jam the fork in his leg]

I know. Honestly they're worse than Sherlock was with the wedding plans.

Haha, yes. I think I ship her with Greg, AND Sherlock now. Even though neither will happen!

[silverfoxy]

[OOC: Haha, yes. Oh Tom. Drop him, Molly. drop him now.]

They really are. You'd think we'd be used to it by now.

clearly they need to form a poly relationship and all will be right with the world :P

[wealldosillythings]

[Drop him on his face. Or on a meat dagger.]

Eh, I'd really be worried if we got used to it. Like we didn't have any free will anymore, you know?

CLEARLY :D

[silverfoxy]

[Meat dagger, ha. Yes.]

Yeah. She knows well enough that I'll put up a fight if she gets those strange ideas of hers. It's not like we have to cooperate and play nice, yeah?

[wealldosillythings]

Exactly.

Although...some of the stuff they think up is kind of interesting. Er, from a scientific standpoint, I mean.

[silverfoxy]

Yeah, well I'm not sure I want to know what yours is been up to. Mine has some pretty scary thoughts, if you catch my drift. [He shudders a bit.]