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[Shit]Lord Moran ([personal profile] dabomb) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-01-03 09:55 am

move aside, move aside, Big Dumb Joke coming through

Could you keep it down? I'll give you a listen in an hour.

Strictly Come Dancing's just started.
superhooper: (lovely smile)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-03 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I love Strictly Come Dancing!

[MOLLY NO...]
consultsdetective: (! well we had fun i guess......)

if u don't mind me threadjacking lsdmfkj

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-03 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... right, so Molly. If you've got a moment. [ JUST EVER SO CASUALLY LEANING INTO THIS THREAD. Gurl your luck though. ]
superhooper: (head bitch in charge)

NEVAR I LOVE LESTRADE PLS DO

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-03 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Greg! Hello. Right, erm, sure.

[Scurries over to him.]

What's up? Are you all right? Is it Sherlock?
consultsdetective: (! wherever he is.)

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-03 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Oh- oh, no, I'm fine. And so far as I know, Sherlock's about his usual self. [ He just kind of stands back and lets Sherlock express himself as a guidance approach. ]

Only the thing is, this fella talking about Strictly Come Dancing actually set up a bomb and tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament. [ With a general wince that's kind of on the lines of waiters who have to tell people that their date's run off and left them with the check. There's sympathy but it's also like "someone does have to pay for the food, you understand". ] Which I thought you might like to know going in.
consultsdetective: (! won't bring him back)

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-03 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CHRIST'S SAKE, LORD MORAN. ]

Yeah, well once is generally all you need to be considered a marked criminal.
consultsdetective: (I am in a tie. argument rendered invalid)

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whoa buddy don't make him mutter at you. ]

If you can manage it at all.
superhooper: (you can't handle my swag)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her face slowly turns from intent to horrified. A hand flies to her mouth.]

Wh-what? Are you – are you sure?

[She turns round to stare, her ponytail whipping over her shoulder.]

But he seems so ordinary...!
consultsdetective: (! well it tastes like shit)

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ehhhh. ]

Pretty sure, yeah. Had the trigger on him and all. God knows what people are thinking bringing him out around here.
superhooper: (you can't handle my swag)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh God, that's horrible!

[Why is it always the bombers? First Jim from IT, now this...]

Thank you, Greg. Thank you for telling me. [She looks around and lowers her voice.] Maybe... don't mention this to Tom if it ever comes up, all right?
Edited 2014-01-05 16:57 (UTC)
consultsdetective: (uh hi still in the room you guys)

[personal profile] consultsdetective 2014-01-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, don't worry about it. Nothing to mention, as far as I'm concerned. [ Guiding people along the non-murderous path of life. A destiny for Greg Lestrade. ]
superhooper: (lovely smile)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Relieved smile.]

I really can't thank you enough. Not sure what I'd do without you.
superhooper: (DON'T SAY VAGINA)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Of course. I'd never do that, it's the best part.

[Just plops on down beside him.]

Shall I get something? Crisps? Popcorn?

[Molly, you are getting dangerously close to actually talking over the scores.]
superhooper: (she just walked into mordor)

[personal profile] superhooper 2014-01-03 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh. Sorry. But we can back it up, yeah? DVR or... something? [Nervous laugh.]
improbably_true: (needs more data)

[personal profile] improbably_true 2014-01-03 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wonderful, more boring than Jeremy Kyle.
improbably_true: (cigarrettes)

[personal profile] improbably_true 2014-01-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[eyeroll]

Move then.
hadbadays: (→31)

[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-01-03 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you serious.
hadbadays: (→29)

[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-01-03 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you can just--

[ John Watson, it's obvious you've got another madman on your hands here. There's no point. ]
hadbadays: (→45)

[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-01-04 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yet he blows up the Parliament. Totally mad.

Does... so... ]
herrin: iconific (pic#7227920)

ksdln;ieavas NOT HERE BUT

[personal profile] herrin 2014-01-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
herrin: frakkingcylon (oh is that so?)

NOW YOU HAVE ALL THE MORONS.. I MEAN MORANS

[personal profile] herrin 2014-01-03 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
napoleonsgun: (⊕ think fast boy)

I'd share.

[personal profile] napoleonsgun 2014-01-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
inspectoring: auverona @ lj (✒ ✉ 221B Baker Street.)

[personal profile] inspectoring 2014-01-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
At this rate, I'll need to retire by the end of this year.

[Really.

You're the next big bad guy.

Seriously.]
inspectoring: fragilidad @ lj (✒ King Arthur.)

[personal profile] inspectoring 2014-01-03 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they've clocked in at 'twenty to life'.

[This person, in Moriarty's circle? Honestly.]
jimfromit: (Ugh really?)

[personal profile] jimfromit 2014-01-03 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[Just eyerolling here.]
jimfromit: Credit from plaids@Dreamwidth (Hail the king)

[personal profile] jimfromit 2014-01-03 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
God you're so unbelievably British.
napoleonsgun: (⊕ is it so wrong)

[personal profile] napoleonsgun 2014-01-03 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now Moran has seen a lot of himself on this strange journey he's been on. He's seen muttonchops and practical children and even women. But this...? Sebastian doesn't even know where to start with this.]

What... is Strictly Come Dancing?
noticing: (pic#5009465)

[personal profile] noticing 2014-01-03 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no please, take your time. You've got... [ checks his watch ] -oh, twenty to life to talk to me.
inspectorfox: (Bitch Please)

[personal profile] inspectorfox 2014-01-03 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not gonna get that in the cells, you know.
logicals: (⊱ Bʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙʟɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ.)

[personal profile] logicals 2014-01-03 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. Everyone knows it's all about Dancing On Ice.

[ aka tv. why. ]
solvings: (⌁ greeting)

[personal profile] solvings 2014-01-04 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoy it while it lasts, from what I've heard, you won't be able to see much of it in the cells.