i know you're probably sick of these by now XD;

[you_dont_work_alone]

I'm glad it was what you hoped for. And I'm glad there was laughter this time instead of all the tears.

But really, must you laugh at my expense? I'm engaged to be married. To a woman. I am not gay, nor have I ever been.

What happens on bakerstreet stays there...

God. I'll probably still get accused of it after celebrating my ten year anniversary.

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[you_dont_work_alone]

The romance isn't directed at you.

And.. I don't even want to know if he'd mind or not. That's just.. weird.

[Him/her checking him/her out. Only Sherlock would find that fascinating.]

[theroseisanextra]

You know me. Well, a version of me. I don't have to have a flesh-eating disease to find it unpleasant.

Ask him, maybe. You don't have to watch it happen.

[Come on, Watson, where's your scientific curiosity?]

[you_dont_work_alone]

I am not asking him if his female-self can see him naked.

[theroseisanextra]

Please?

[you_dont_work_alone]

No! And that's final.

[theroseisanextra]

Fine. But don't come crying to me when you want to see your female self naked.

[you_dont_work_alone]

I most certainly won't.