apped to High Seas

[metachrosis]

[Note that the canon is actually the UK comic. Tracy Yardley's art is just more expressive, which is helpful for icons.]

You know, as much as you insist it's an "impulse app," I'm sure you have some sort of motive for sending me over there. I can hear you muttering something about "playing him from fresh," whatever that means. That just looks suspect.

...don't call me cute.

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[mera_mera_ace]

But you are cute. Absolutely adorable even.

[metachrosis]

[SIGH.]

Stop. You're damaging my credibility.

[thetruehistorian]

Why couldn't an impulsive act fulfill a greater purpose?

[OH WAIT THIS IS NOT THE CHARACTER YOU WERE EXPECTING, IS IT?]

[mera_mera_ace]

Being cute doesn't mean your incapable, ya know. If anything it can work to your advantage.

[metachrosis]

You don't even know what my job is, do you?

[metachrosis]

[No, it wasn't!]

I don't know, but it's not keeping her from pretending. She's playing innocent.

[thetruehistorian]

Perhaps she is innocent. Or do you subscribe to the philosophy of guilty until proven otherwise?

[espio]

Sometimes I can just tell. She's acting very suspiciously. I know it's not a crime, but she could at least be upfront.

[om_nom_namur]

I get that cute line a lot too. Don't understand muns at all.

[thetruehistorian]

Are you the type that won't cooperate until you're thrust into certain situations?

[metachrosis]

Yeah. I kind of wouldn't label a giant shark cute, either. I mean, I've seen some cute sharks, but mostly they're pretty intimidating. You... are definitely far from cute.

Unless you're really a huge softie inside, which could be possible.

[metachrosis]

Are you the type who asks too many questions?

[thetruehistorian]

I must, by definition, always ask questions. I'm an archaeologist.

[mera_mera_ace]

Nope, but it typically works no matter what. People tend to let the guard down around cute things. They underestimate them.

[metachrosis]

Wouldn't that make me out of your jurisdiction, given that I'm not dead yet?

[metachrosis]

I suppose, but that doesn't mean I want my enemies to think I'm cute. I have a lot of enemies, and I'd rather them see me as a real opponent.

[thetruehistorian]

If I don't ask questions today, how will I answer them once you are gone? I suppose I could guess about you, but that seems rather inefficient.

[mera_mera_ace]

Ah, lots of enemies then? Are you a pirate or a criminal? Is that why you have lots of enemies?

[metachrosis]

No. I'm a hero.

[metachrosis]

Well, if nothing else, you sound very, very thorough. Like most people, though, I'd rather not dump my life story or explain my personality in detail to a complete stranger. Besides, isn't it more interesting to find out the normal way?

[mera_mera_ace]

And what are you a hero of?

[metachrosis]

My home, the Special Zone. I protect it by fighting criminals and villains, and looking out for the innocent. Pretty standard hero fare on the whole, I just have a wider territory than most in my city.

[thetruehistorian]

I wasn't asking for your life story. Only whether or not you go along with new ideas willingly, as that aspect of your character may serve to explain the actions of your mun.

[metachrosis]

Riiiight.

Well, it really depends on the situation. I'm not about to say "no" to something just because it's new.

[fierybluebird]

[HAVE SOME DEADPAN ASSHATTERY. Remember this? From like 4 years ago or something?]

It means you were getting old and stale, yoi. [No it doesn't, but Marco is being an ass of course.]