mild DoS spoilers

[gottheballs]

Well there y'are, lass! Was wond'rin' if you'd turn your 'ttention back to me. Now now, don't you fret. I don't mind, y'know. Sometimes the quiet is sort o' nice!

...Not sayin' that I'd be opposed to a bit o' noise again. Might be fun gettin' back somewhere! Have a bit o' adventure! Seein' as I'm missin' out on that great dragon an' all.

Ah well! S'pose if this is where y'd rather I stay, than I will. You know what you're doin' better 'n me, that's f'r sure.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I am told I must be on my best behavior and so must my mundane.

I do not doubt that you will find some way to enjoy yourself, even in this place.

YOU

[gottheballs]

You'd think I'd be popular 'ere, wouldn't you? But nah, 's just you really.

[NOT THAT HE MINDS he's just trying to make his Mun's life difficult apparently. What a jerk.]

Playin' fair isn't exactly my style.

I AM BEHAVING!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I would think so. You are far more pleasant company than those you travel with.

[One brow goes up.]

Playing fair? And what would you not be playing fair at?

[gottheballs]

Easy, Legolas. [But he can't help but laugh at that.]

Oh, y'know. [grin!] Drivin' my dear old scribe half mad.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Raising his hands in surrender, looking more than a little smug.] I speak only the truth through my own experiences.

[Thorin's still a dick.] So long as it is only half. Mine rather likes her.

[gottheballs]

You may be a tad right. But that's as much as I'm givin'!

[He laughs.] Only 'alf. She loves me too much f'r me to do too much worse.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

And that is more than enough for me. For the time being.

[Legolas settles down comfortably, leaning back.] I should hope that she does, else you'd not be here.

[gottheballs]

F'r the time bein'. [He scoffs.]

True 'nough. She's always runnin' off t' play with th' others though.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Nyeaah.]

But she always comes back to you.

[gottheballs]

That she does. [Cue a fond smile while mun ends up having a breakdown over how cute he is.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Bofur is the cutest.]

And perhaps, in the days to come, you shall find her focus switching to you more and more.

[Or so Legolas hopes.]

[gottheballs]

I'd like t' think so! She 'as her hands full with all o' us though. [He chuckles.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I imagine that so many dwarves would tend to be a handful.

[thenpoof]

[He's just gonna sit here and stare at his twin. Never partying in Lake-town again.]

[gottheballs]

[Staring right back.]

...Did we smoke somethin' I don't remember?

[firethroat]

Quiet is nice, indeed. I doubt it will last in my case though.

[Speak and a great dragon will appear. She's not Smaug, but close enough.]

[gottheballs]

[Yikes! Bofur trips over himself from backing up too quickly.]

Ah...nice dragon...please don't eat me!

[firethroat]

[She sighs, a large puff of steam rising from her nose.]

Yours seems to be a surprisingly common concern, despite our relative distance from my territory. I assure you that I am already well fed.

[Which doesn't guarantee that she won't smite him if he offends her but hey, still better chance of survival.]

[gottheballs]

Can y' really blame me?

[He's still kind of...cowering over here.]

[firethroat]

I suppose I do have a reputation, though I doubt it is a bad as you might think.

[deeproots]

Missing out on a dragon is not something to mourn, dwarf.

[gottheballs]

Say what y' like, Master Elf, I'd like a few more adventures meself. [Grin!]

[deeproots]

[ He scoffs quite lightly indeed, in the very back of his throat. ] What you would like is of little importance when the fate of many depend on your actions.

[gottheballs]

Well now, no need t' be so disparagin' of other people's interests!

[Geez. Who spat in your wine?]

Not much I c'n really do when I'm stuck 'ere, now is there?

[deeproots]

[ Everyone, that's who spat in his wine. Everyone.]

That would be the point.

[gottheballs]

There's no call f'r that tone o' yours, Master Elf. [Bofur doesn't appreciate it. Stop being rude.]

[deeproots]

There is every call for my tone, Dwarf.

[ Rude and smug, kind of Thranduil's default Dwarf tones, lets be honest. ]

[aduial]

You have still seen your share of excitement, master dwarf.

And will continue to see more, seeing as you are here.

[gottheballs]

[shrug!] We c'n only 'ope, aye?