canon is Wake Up Deadman | homeless but looking!

[livingdeadboy]

Mun. MUN. What do you mean you're looking for a game that will let me stay dead? You do remember how people generally react to zombies, right?

I mean... I'll give it my best shot of course as long as people aren't actively trying to rekill me and stuff... but I am kinda missing a significant chunk of my face here. I've noticed the living tend to find that sorta thing off putting.  Plus it'd be pretty cool to actually be able to taste and stuff again.  And not smell like a dead person.

How bout we just use some game-entry-make-me-alivey-magic, huh?

Comments

[marchofideas]

If it's any consolation, I prefer you dead.

[livingdeadboy]

You mean you don't mind the messed up face and corpse smell?

[marchofideas]

Hah-hah, does it look like I have a nose?

[livingdeadboy]

...Dude where did your nose go?!

[ Sahu you've seen plenty of people with no noses before. ]

[marchofideas]

It became something else.

Anyway, it's not so much the 'don't mind the side effects' it's the 'likes that you're dead.' You can't reproduce, right?

[livingdeadboy]

Well yeah. Pretty sure that's not a thing I can do.

[ and he died a virgin s-sob. ]

[livingdeadboy]

But I'll have you know I'm perfectly preserved down there! Not a hint of crotch rot!

[marchofideas]

Heeeey, good going. Bright sides and all that.

But seriously. What's the deal? Crazy virus? Voodoo?

[livingdeadboy]

Media says it's a virus and like bites and stuff spread it... but that's a buncha bullshit. I was never bitten by anyone, I just got hit by a truck! Truth is nobody really knows. Some people just don't die even though they're dead!

[huckster]

Know what covers the dead smell? Whiskey. Shitloads of whiskey.

[livingdeadboy]

Man booze is so hard to find though! All the package stores in the quarantined zone were ransacked by old dead winos a long time ago.