thepriceofgold: (recognizing desperation)
ɱɾ. ɠоɭɗ ([personal profile] thepriceofgold) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-08 10:05 am

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Ah. Mundane. You are entirely too eager.

Don't misunderstand. Your enthusiasm is quite charming. But it seems to me that this application remains, ah, a tad incomplete.

I don't think they're quite done yet telling my tale, dear. If doing this properly is truly your aim, you would do well to show a little patience. There will be opportunities in the meanwhile to explore what we two can achieve together. Museboxes, and the like. In the meantime...

You'll forgive me, but I don't think I'll be signing off on the end of that application just yet.
steed: (So easily wowed.)

[personal profile] steed 2012-03-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
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I didn't realize taxidermists stuffed humans.
steed: (I dunno what a jefe is either Shrek.)

[personal profile] steed 2012-03-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...thinking, THINKING...

Give him a moment, or maybe two. Did he just put up his hoof near his chin like a man would with his hand in thought? He totally just did. No one could stuff this donkey, he's almost like a damn dog. And people who stuff their dead dogs and put them by the fireplace are bonkers in the first place.
]

...but if you gotta use the cane, and I smacked it away...how could you, uh...call a taxidermist?

[This is as subtle as Donkey can ask how Goldenstilskin could kill him that quickly.]