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dear_mun2013-12-28 11:57 pm
myfluffycockatoo) wrote in dear_mun2013-12-28 11:57 pm
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He doesn't come with an off switch.
Mundane? Why, not in the least. I would never call you something so dreadfully dreary, my stickiest plumcake. Fie on you for suggesting it at all. I'm simply delighted by the company.
[You're delighted by anything and everything that doesn't involve being chloroformed and crucified.]
What's a little unbridled hedonism between friends? That said, and as thrilled as I am by the prospect of such adventures, I must make the teensiest little objection. I may be a rove, but my tether is my tether. I know, such a vulgar subject.
[So swarm a bit. It'll be good for you.]
It'll almost certainly muss my hair, though.
[They have lemon juice and rolling papers almost everywhere, princess.]
But my droney-poos! And my cat.
[Akeldama...]
Oh, alright. I confess. I'm nothing but intrigued. It's been simply centuries since I got to play at distress and hardship. The novelty alone will be a marvelous diversion.
[You're delighted by anything and everything that doesn't involve being chloroformed and crucified.]
What's a little unbridled hedonism between friends? That said, and as thrilled as I am by the prospect of such adventures, I must make the teensiest little objection. I may be a rove, but my tether is my tether. I know, such a vulgar subject.
[So swarm a bit. It'll be good for you.]
It'll almost certainly muss my hair, though.
[They have lemon juice and rolling papers almost everywhere, princess.]
But my droney-poos! And my cat.
[Akeldama...]
Oh, alright. I confess. I'm nothing but intrigued. It's been simply centuries since I got to play at distress and hardship. The novelty alone will be a marvelous diversion.