on being sent to mylittlejamjar as well as thewake

[robotrizzo]

...I think you 'n' me are gonna have issues here pal. Ya see, when I complain about havin' to be sent to a game, what ya should do is not send me to a second one on top of it. At least in Nautilus I can transform. That pony place is gonna shrink and mode-lock me! You got any idea how demeanin' that is?

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[proveyourmetal]

[Holy Primus. Bumblebee hasn't seen anything that colorful since Miko and the kids brought paintball guns to the base. He hesitates, searching for the right word.] ... Festive.

Mode-locked!? [He shakes his head.] I've been there. That's rough, buddy.

[reopen_the_door]

...there's a pony place? Oh, God, why?

[robotrizzo]

I'm ain't even gonna have my wheels. It's gonna send me straight back to my old grey rat altmode.

[robotrizzo]

Because people like adorable ponies for some reason.

[reopen_the_door]

But ponies aren't adorable. Not really.

[robotrizzo]

They are when they're brightly colored and don't look like normal ponies.

[reopen_the_door]

I... guess that makes the idea make more sense. But it doesn't explain why there's a game based on them. And why can't you be a robot in a land of ponies?

[robotrizzo]

Because it's based on a cartoon series or somethin'. And because I have to be a pony or some other kind of animal from that world. It's a rule there.

[reopen_the_door]

There has to be an animal there closer to your height. Maybe even a biped?

[robotrizzo]

Even if we could find something my height, my mun wouldn't go for it. I already transform into a rat to begin with, so I'm kinda stuck with it.

[reopen_the_door]

I hope when my mun sends me to the Wake next month I can offer some solace there. Because I'm just out of ideas for the pony thing.

[proveyourmetal]

So they're not turning you into a pony, then?

[robotrizzo]

Nah, apparently the other Cybertronians there so far got non-pony forms, so he's stickin' with the trend.

Plus, he thinks it'll be funny for some of the other characters to freak over a three foot long rat. Can't say I don't agree with that.

[proveyourmetal]

[A hint of a smile.] Funny, sure. If you don't mind blowing an audio receptor or two.

[He's seen how some humans react to three inch mice. Three foot long mice? Well, he can only imagine.]

Still not sure why they've got such bad reputation. I'll take a rat over ... [A wary pause]scraplets any day.