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[nomansbat]

Hell no.

I have a city to take care of. I have classes to teach. I have...people relying on me.

That's still a strange feeling. But I like it, and I don't want to give it up just so you can toss me somewhere else.

You really don't want to fight me on this.

Why?

I'm Batman.

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[chaoticshambles]

Don't underestimate the power of masculine sensitivity. No cup will ever be enough.

Ever.

[nomansbat]

Maybe you're just delicate.

[chaoticshambles]

Or I kick really hard.

[protip: it's that one]

[nomansbat]

[an innocent shrug] Or a bit of both.

[chaoticshambles]

...You know, it might just be that.