much voice test

[cascaded]

[ Kougyoku's face is turned away, but her words aren't. ]

Of course, I'm honored. After all, I am your most favorite in... [ uh, how do you describe canon again ] this tale, correct? And you think I'm cute...cute...

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[girlmemo]

[ Oh god, making the joke is too easy. Yozora's gonna let her have it. ]

Cosplay is what you call fashionable clothes where I'm from. An otaku is what you call a popular person with many friends.

[cascaded]

[ a popular person... with many friends... ah?! lowering her sword... ]

An otaku... I, [ something tells her this girl might be lying, but. ] Can I be an...otaku...? [ KOUGYOKU NO ]

[girlmemo]

[ She wasn't expecting this, so she side-eyes her for a second. And then... ah, she gets it. She's a person without friends, isn't she? Suddenly, she's a lot easier to talk to.

Yozora looks genuinely surprised (she isn't) ]

Huh? Are you saying you aren't? I was so sure that you were. I'm not interested in otaku, you know. I have a club that can help you with that, but you don't look like you need any help, so... [ the bait is so obvious ]

[cascaded]

[ she is the most predictable girl ]

Of course I'm not! I may be of nobility, but that doesn't mean... I have... many friends... [ she has brothers, sisters, two cousins, Ka Koubun, her two attendants, and Alibaba??? ] Well, I have a friend, but... he's not here...

[ but wait, a club that can help make friends?! ]

M, May I join... I, I'd like to learn how to make friends...! I, I would be honored to be under your tutelage!

[girlmemo]

[ Hook, line and sinker. ]

Tutelage, huh? Hmmmmm, I don't know... [ Delaying gratification, because it's so much fun.

In all honesty, she doesn't want any more people in the club because Kodaka doesn't need more distractions than he already has. Yozora doesn't have a reason to reject her, though, since she does meet the qualifications. However, she's too cute... Yozora will just have to make her uncute.

Operation It's Not My Fault You're Unpopular, start. ]

Okay. You're in.

[cascaded]

[ she's in? She's in, praise the Gods— this is a recipe for a disaster!! ]

Thank you! I will do my best to become popular and have many friends, an otaku in your words!

[girlmemo]

I'm sure you will.

[ I forgot to mention how she's doing her best not to laugh. It's difficult, but she manages. ]

First of all, you need to wear this. [ gives her an all-black tracksuit ]

[cascaded]

[ stares at the tracksuit... ]

Are you sure that will fit me?

[girlmemo]

Are you saying I'm fat?

[cascaded]

[ looks at the tracksuit, then looks at Yozora... hm. ]

It's just, that clothing seems too fitting. [ granted, she's wearing her dress. ]

[girlmemo]

[ goddammit Kougyoku ]

That's the point. It's sexy. [ no ] You'll be popular. [ SHOVES CLOTHES AT ] Now wear it.

[cascaded]

Now...? Here...?

[ just holds onto this tracksuit ]

[girlmemo]

...If you strip here, I might report you to the police.

[cascaded]

[ YOZORA????????????????? ]

YOU TRICKSTER!!! [ so that sword, she's definitely pointing it at Yozora's face ] I'll kill you myself!

[ she doesn't even want to ask what's a police ]

[girlmemo]

[ ooh styrofoam sword so scary ]

Calm down. I only said I would if you stripped here, didn't I? There are plenty of other places for you to change in. I'm not some insane club president with yellow ribbons in her hair.