new mun is painfully new to Transformers but w00t voicetest

[0rnamental]

The word you're looking for is 'compulsion'. Hmm, also 'avoidance'. And.... [sigh] I could help you fit the pieces together, but don't you think this is a little public for that sort of conversation?

And the username. Really.

[paces, frowns, looks back up] Besides, to be completely honest, your other characters need you more; they're the ones in a game, with tags to answer and plots to carry through. I'm just... you know I can't tell you any more than you already know. And don't you think all that "canon-review" would be more enjoyable if it was for fun instead of research?

....if you truly don't want to hear this, maybe you should have picked Tailgate. It is still what I'm here for.



[[Was introduced to the fandom through the awesomeness that is MTMTE because my friends are TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE ENABLERS<3333 and am still putting things together. Be kind? I'm here to learn!]]

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[lyingliarwholies]

[[Oh hey new fandom person! No worries, we only bite when asked to.]]

Picked me? Wait, is that a bad thing?

[He hopes it isn't a bad thing. Tailgate likes himself. Mostly. Sometimes.]

[0rnamental]

[[h-hi? :D If the rest of the continuity is written a third as well as MTMTE, I think I'll be sticking around. (Also your username. BEST.)]]

No, of course not. [pats him on the shoulder -- awww, Tailgate, if only everyone could be as well-meaning as you.~] It's just that my profession can make people uneasy sometimes.

[lyingliarwholies]

[[I wanted to see how many times I could stick "liar" in a username. The answer is three. Anyway, here's hoping that I'll see you around more often!]]

I can imagine. I bet you know a lot of stuff about... uh, well. Therapy.

My mun says that I'm pretty easy to play! I think that's a good thing.

[The mun can get away with not knowing a lot about IDW by playing a character who was unconscious for most of it.]

I bet you're fun to play too.

[robotrizzo]

It turns out people can have conversations without psychoanalyzin' each otha. Maybe you should try it out.

[0rnamental]

[hmm. a face he doesn't know? that's rare -- very rare. doesn't sound like an eager subject for analysis, either.]

They can, of course, but expecting a trained therapist not to notice these things seems a little counterintuitive.

[robotrizzo]

[Technically there's a Rattrap in the IDW-verse, it's just that this Rattrap would punch him in the face for being stupid enough to work for Starscream.]

You'd think a trained therapist would know the difference between noticin' things and bringin' them up the entire slaggin' time.

WELCOME

[warborn]

Could be worse, doc.

THANK YOU; HI! :D

[0rnamental]

[! looks up (and up), with a small smile -- hey there, Fort Max.]

True; it always could. [it could have been his name spelled wrong. >>] How's life with yours?

ohaithar c:

[warborn]

Quiet, lately. Which I don't mind. [especially considering when it's not so quiet it usually means terrible things for him]

one of us one of us one of us

[songofmypeople]

I've got the usual lack of non-sadists on hand, BUT HYPOTHETICALLY IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, Tarn blows a ton of kisses. This mostly comes off as a weird, one-handed facial clapping because of the mask. But, you know.







And so it begins.

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE<3333333

[0rnamental]

[






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oh Primus

/totally incongruous icon

um Tarn do you need some help with that or D: ]

welcome!

[thehardway]

I've found that players do not accept orders or advice particularly well.

Thanks!

[0rnamental]

Any advice you might have would be welcome, Ultra Magnus. [players are baffling.]

[toosmarttodie]

Did you say cannon review?

[That meant weapons, right?]

[0rnamental]

[...........the word is right there in black and white, Brainstorm, he doesn't even--]

Not that kind of cannon.

[weapabilities]

You know they usually do the opposite of what you want, right?

[0rnamental]

[frowns -- so he's told.] I take it you speak from experience?

Hope you have fun, and welcome~! c:

[cliffjumper]

I know you're a therapist or whatever, but tellin' 'em what to do usually never slaggin' works.

You just gotta be along for the thrice-scrapped ride, and if my mun is anything to go by, they do enjoy canon-reviewing.

[Cliffjumper huffs, crossing his arms over his chestplates. And isn't the whole thing about not having a say just super annoying, plus having to trust someone you don't know at all!]

Thanks; nice to meet you! c:

[0rnamental]

Fortunately I'm not this one's therapist. [not one to get easily annoyed but there is a hint of exasperation there.]

It's more the time required than anything else, but yes, I think it will be enjoyable. The parts that aren't tragic, anyway. How do you feel about working with yours?

[aerospacecommander]

You look rather frail and easy to break.

[0rnamental]

[...whoa. mun knows Starscream by vague reputation only and is scrambling a little, so forgive slowness plz?, but Rung... well. Rung knows somewhat more than that, and has never been so glad to have spent life being largely unmemorable.]

Well, I wouldn't say I was Ultra Magnus. [would rather not test the hypothesis, all things being equal.]


[[I'm headcanoning that Rung must have been in the same space as Starscream at some point in his long history, but I've never actually seen him in action, so forgive any missteps here.]

[oneeyedterror]

Welcome to frikking hell, Doc.

[Hey look, it's Whirl.]

[0rnamental]

[well well well, another familiar face. so to speak.]

Is that what it is. [wry face] At least if it was, it would definitively settle all our questions about the existence of an afterlife.

[idle_time]

Aaaaah.... what's up, Doc?

[0rnamental]

Excuse me? [glances up just in case, and then back at the surprisingly dapper walking scrapheap mech in front of him.]



[[Trying to figure out where the Junkions fall in the timeline -- I'm not familiar with them. I wonder if Rung would know of them?]]