:D

[feminine_charm]

Oh my~!

We are going to have such a good time, Munny! Where is Haruhi? I want her to join in on the festivities!

[He pauses and tilts his head to one side.]

Where should we begin? I'm not much of a cook...

We could have Christmas hamburgers?

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[kickthecanplz]

[ABORT ABORT SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE.]

I... It... Well...

[feminine_charm]

[He may look like a lady, but he has the strength of a man. A certain boy's shirt is being caught.]

Does she know?

[kickthecanplz]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING-]

N-n-n-n-no! She said she wanted to be friends! Just friends!

[Always good to have a heartbreaking memory while being terrified.]

[feminine_charm]

[Awww. 8( ]

And you left her alone?

[His heart is softening.]

[kickthecanplz]

Well... yeah, of course I did.

[feminine_charm]

Then you deserve a hamburger.

[kickthecanplz]

[... Awww. It really is christmas.]

... Uh... thank you?

[feminine_charm]

Why would I punish such a nice young man? It's important to respect women.

[He glances at the picture of his late wife, sighing quietly.]