:D

[feminine_charm]

Oh my~!

We are going to have such a good time, Munny! Where is Haruhi? I want her to join in on the festivities!

[He pauses and tilts his head to one side.]

Where should we begin? I'm not much of a cook...

We could have Christmas hamburgers?

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[kickthecanplz]

Ah! Uh! Shit...

[Is she younger or older than that?! Should he have said lady, or ma'am?!]

You... you look... I dunno... nice?

[feminine_charm]

[And the joy meter hits its pinnacle.]

Why thank you~!

But my name is Ryoji.

[He doesn't like tricking anyone. He's just more comfortable like this.]

[kickthecanplz]

Ryoji? Ryoji.

Ryoji...

[tickticktick.... ding.]

RYOJIII?!

[feminine_charm]

Yes? Ryoji Fujioka! Most people call me Ranka.

[kickthecanplz]

FUJIOKAAA?!

Oh, god, it runs in the family?!

[feminine_charm]

...excuse me? [ O___O ] Do you know Haruhi?

[kickthecanplz]

We go to the same school! And I thought she was a boy!

[feminine_charm]

Oh yes, she is apart of a club! I think she's cute like that, though I'd prefer if she wore cute clothes.

[kickthecanplz]

Well yeah she's cute -

[ffffff NOPE. Swiftly turning his head and shutting up.]

[feminine_charm]

[He heard that.]

...you think my precious daughter is cute?

[kickthecanplz]

[ABORT ABORT SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE.]

I... It... Well...

[feminine_charm]

[He may look like a lady, but he has the strength of a man. A certain boy's shirt is being caught.]

Does she know?

[kickthecanplz]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING-]

N-n-n-n-no! She said she wanted to be friends! Just friends!

[Always good to have a heartbreaking memory while being terrified.]

[feminine_charm]

[Awww. 8( ]

And you left her alone?

[His heart is softening.]

[kickthecanplz]

Well... yeah, of course I did.

[feminine_charm]

Then you deserve a hamburger.

[pinkflamingo]

I can't believe it, you never even noticed.

[feminine_charm]

I do pull it off, don't I?

[pinkflamingo]

Yes of course. A man of your skill is quite hard to find. [Must impress Haruhi's dad.]

[feminine_charm]

[Preeeeening~.]

I have worked quite a long time at it! But I can look like a regular Daddy too, you know.

[pinkflamingo]

I bet. [Coming from someone who used to dress in a girl's outfit because of their mother.] Without a doubt. You're Haruhi's father after all.

So what's up with the Christmas hamburgers?

[feminine_charm]

I cook hamburgers the best! So... [ >.> ] Would you like one?

[pinkflamingo]

Sure!

But, are they gourmet burgers? You know the kind they serve in 5-star hotels?

[kickthecanplz]

NOBODY ASKED YOU!

[pinkflamingo]

I dunno who's worse, you or Tono.