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[grooseling]

Hey, mun - whaddaya think you're doing!? You're testing me out, when you hardly even know me! And I know I'm not just puttin' words in your mouth this time - come on, you can hardly play the only game I'm in without dying every two feet, and you know it!
Sheesh; if you're going to be this way, at least watch one of those let's play things! Substitute where you can, you stubborn old hag!

[A huff and a pout, arms crossed and toe tappin' as always.]

... Aw, shoot! You really are serious about this, huh? Well, fine, I guess I can't stop you - but can ya at least give me a better username?
I don't even understand this one!

Comments

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I detect a 97% probability that your username is in reference to shared behaviors with the individual known as Groose.

There is also a 99.76% chance that your insulting behavior and attempts to avoid being kept as an active muse will end in failure.

[grooseling]

[... HUFF.]

Aw, what do you know!? You're just some sword girl; you don't know me either!
I can get out of this, easy!

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[How childish. I detect 97% bullshit in your statement.]

Perhaps not personally but through my mundane I have gathered enough information to know that typical methods end in failure. And your situation is no different from others.

[grooseling]

No way - I'm the Great Mido, leader of the Kokiri! My mun will listen to me; I'm sure of it!

[Sorry but he's kind of a stubborn little jerk, Fi.]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Observation of the threads around me leave the impression that your mun will not.

[grooseling]

Sure she will! She's a sucker for guys like me'n that windy kid!

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

If I am not misinformed, that "windy kid" as you refer to him is in a game. Which is what she intends for you.

[dragonspooker]

Oh, isn't that cute - you think you've got a say in what your mun does!

[grooseling]

Hey - I've got plenty of say, here! I'm the Great Mido, after all - she better listen to me, or she'll be in for it!

[AND DON'T TREAT HIM LIKE A LITTLE KID HE IS THE ~GREAT MIDO~, LEADER OF THE KOKIRI]

[dragonspooker]

It's hopeless, kiddo. We're stuck being their puppets until they get bored of us. It's a big pain, but that's the way it is.

[grooseling]

Hey; the Great Mido, leader of the Kokiri, is not some puppet!

[HUFF.]

I'm a big guy, okay!? I know you might have had a hard time with your muse -

[Yep that sure is a look he's giving you.]

- But my muse is easy as mud! I could make bricks out of her to line my house, if I wanted!

[dragonspooker]

And yet here you are, griping and whining about them not doing what you say.

'Easy as mud' indeed.

[grooseling]

... Shoot - who even asked you!?
She's just being stubborn right now - I'll just get'er when she's tired and can't put up a fight!

[dragonspooker]

Hey, you're the one who bragged at me. Not my fault it was an empty boast!

[grooseling]

Empty shmempty! I know what I'm doing, okay!?

[dragonspooker]

Well, you're determined, at least.

[grooseling]

Of course! Why wouldn't I be?

[childhero]

[........ what does he even say. um.]

Muns tend to be really stubborn.

shhh this icon is flawless ok

[grooseling]

[...... oh man, it's you. what does HE say???]

Yeah, well... You've never met one like mine!

LMAO. .............. lasdkjfldk PLEESTOP OMG

[childhero]

... but I know other people in her headspace already...

I HAD TO OKAY IT WAS PERFECT

[grooseling]

[... wait what-]

I knew that!

But you still don't know her like I do; she's stubborn as an old mule, but I bet I can still get'er to do what I want!

[LIKE PUTTY IN HIS LITTLE KOKIRI FINGERS only not really try harder ahahaha]

[childhero]

... good luck...

[grooseling]

... Hmph.

[Wait he still has more to say HE HAS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD OK -]

You need to speak up, more - I can hardly hear you through all your mumblin'!

[childhero]

[sigh.]

I said, "if you say so."

skjhgdfh I almost feel sorry for Link. ... almost.

[grooseling]

Yeah - that's better!!

Maybe one day, you'll be more like me, Link!

[Yep; Link, not Mr. No Fairy or Fairyless or... whatever else he feels like calling you usually.]

Bet you can't wait for that, huh?

oh god no Mido he doesn't want to be like you

[childhero]

[............. don't think he isn't noticing that name thing.

He, uh. Isn't going to answer that question, though.]

SURE HE DOES

[grooseling]

... Aw, come on - or I'll just take the silence as a yes!

[you can't just not answer Mido, okay]

NO

[childhero]

[aw crap]

I... think I'm okay... the way I am...

SORRY LINK IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!

[grooseling]

Don't be like that - you know you want to be a real man! A strong one!

................ PLEESTOP

[childhero]

But... we're both... and I am...

...

Nevermind...

.......................... GODDAMNIT

[grooseling]

Hey! You're mumblin' again!

Sheesh; sometimes I wonder how Saria even understands you - you're always so quiet!

LIKE A BOSS.

[childhero]

You don't always have to talk to someone to understand them.

[grooseling]

... You're too out there for me, sheesh.

Talking is important, you know!

[childhero]

I know, but so is listening, even if the other person isn't talking. People can say things with more than just their voice.

[grooseling]

...

Y-yeah, I guess so; but that doesn't mean you can mumble around me!

[childhero]

[For Mido's sake, he tries not to laugh, or even smile. (It doesn't really work.)]

I'll try to speak up from now on.

[grooseling]

Well... good! You better!

[HUFF POUT. And a toe tap! Gosh don't make that face at him, Link. B(]

whoo email tags! TAKE THAT CAMPUS WIFI

[childhero]

Having any luck with your mun yet?

YEAH, ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE

[grooseling]

... Of course!

She's a sucker for guys like me, after all!