terrible ideas everywhere

[trap_factory]

Well, well, well, will you just look at who we have here. [sneer]

Look, let's cut straight to the chase; you couldn't play me before. You can barely play me now. So why on earth would you think that I'd let you put me one of your stupid games?

Why don't we both just spare ourselves the trouble and you let me go off back to where ever my corpse is supposed to be? I know you think it's adorably heartbreaking to hear my seiyuu singing a cover of the ending theme for one of Model X's game for what? The 25th anniversary tribute CD that our actual company did nothing for. Please, you're actually going to make me sick with this.

Hm? You're not putting me into that game? Then why the hell did you bring me out-?

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... ...

[his grin widens and shakes his head slowly]

Hehe... Hehehe.... [he throws his head back and laughs] Hyahahaha!! Oh my, are you actually serious? No, please, you can barely stand it and it's wonderful. Just looking at that idea of yours makes me want to throw up and I can see from the look on your face that you feel the same. It's so stupid!

Brilliant! You can feel this right? This stomach churning despair and disgust... That you would ever drop to such a level. Maybe we can get along after all. Hyaahahaha!

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[trap_phantasm]

Rules are meant to be broken... are they not...?

If they dare to steal from us... then we will simply have to return the favour... generously...

[can't hear u, mun, too busy plotting chaos and carnage. ALSO HEY]

[trap_factory]

Hyaahahaha! So true! In a dull place like that, we would probably be doing them a favour stirring things up.

This destiny of destruction... Heh. Well, if it doesn't want to leave us alone then we might as well bring it with us to the party. Doesn't that sound like fun?

[sob I messed up their hair aslkdjgasdlkfj BUT HEY CHAOS AND CARNAGE YEAAAH BUDDY]

[trap_phantasm]

...Remember to share, this time... [Dear lord is that a smile? No, no, must be a trick of the light...

also sssh they look gorgeous YOU DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB]

[trap_factory]

[he chuckles, the most good natured he's ever sounded] Are we still bitter about that time with Model ZX? I let you have you fun in Area M after that, didn't I?

[trap_phantasm]

Yes... you did... [If she could emote, she'd probably be pouting, but she seems to be in a good mood, regardless.

...If you can call it a mood]

I wish only that you keep it in mind...

[trap_factory]

Of course. It's more fun and satisfying with the two of us working together anyway. [a chuckle] Those bugs will have nowhere to run to.

[trap_phantasm]

Satisfaction...

[Same dead look as always-- though ponderous. Maybe.] It seems a waste... destroying such a piteous place...

...However... we may not be given another opportunity for some time...

[trap_factory]

Well, it won't be satisfying to completely destroy a place like that... but at least we'll be able to take out our frustration somewhere.

They'll probably welcome us with open arms and willing targets. I say we take advantage of this opportunity while it's before us.

[trap_phantasm]

...Stretch our legs... It's better than nothing.

The question now is... when to begin.

[trap_factory]

Hmmm... [he tilts his head back, a grin on his face (though it looks more like a grimace up close)]

More like 'will they begin'. It's not like it'll take any effort at all. Or commitment.

People have idled out for less.

[trap_phantasm]

[She knows, bro, she knows. Forgive her if she doesn't mimic that particular... expression.]

...Procrastinating...

[trap_factory]

[a bark of laughter]

With those two wimps, right? Maybe I should take the time to show him who deserves to be out and about more.

[trap_phantasm]

Perhaps I'll do the same... and keep the mundane's priorities straight...

[Was that a smile? Pandy, you're on a roll, here]

[trap_factory]

Really. It gets way too boring up here otherwise... Gotta make sure that the benchwarmers are being kept on their toes.

Never know when you might get attacked after all.

[trap_phantasm]

[She's not even going to bother mentioning how all the sports kids nearly wet themselves at 'benchwarmers', Promete can probably hear it from here]

Right... we should give them their exercise, shouldn't we...

[trap_factory]

[excellent, this development pleases him]

If they won't put us in a game, then I don't see why not. Consider it... Teaching them a lesson they won't soon forget.

Sorry I can't share Model ZX this time around. I hope that Cyber Megaman can keep up.

[trap_phantasm]

...He and the one who harbors a beast in his body... those Mega Men should suffice for now...

[It's okay brah she's kinda forgotten what it's like to be jelly anyway]