gift ideas? jack has some

[handsomejack]

I know it's the day before, but Merry Christmas to all of you celebrating this year. Yeah, I know! Handsome Jack? Spreading Holiday cheer to the masses? I'll tell you what, boys and girls: There's nothing like this season that brings out the generous, chipper side of me. Nothing spells Christmas like a bunch of people spending obscene amounts of money for people who, let's face it, probably don't deserve it. But DAMN do we love throwing our money away.

If you need any good ideas of what to get your loved ones, well, first congrats on being the dick that waited till the last minute to do it- bravo- but secondly, I'm more than happy to share my infinate wisdom with you. This is my gift to you. Ask my Mun. They're already damn appreciative, and you can be too!!

I mean... What am I gonna do otherwise? Spend time with my kid going caroling and reading Christmas stories? [ He laughs. A lot ] Yeah. That's happening.

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[the_slab_king]

[Up on the roof top the pitter patter of one of Santa's jolliest of helpers can be heard. A second later he leaps off... and aims a giant hammer at the back of Jack's head.]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKED UP SKAGLICK!

[handsomejack]

[ The Jack decoy disappears, and Jack's voice is heard over the echonet]

Now, now, Brick. I know you're pretty much a big fat idiot, but where's your Christmas spirit?

[wallcrawler]

Oh, this should be priceless.

[handsomejack]

Just like that warm fuzzy feeling when you give someone something they aren't expecting. Like a bullet to the face, a bomb strapped to the chest...

[wallcrawler]

A discount facelift...

Wait that was a gift, right? You didn't do that yourself?