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[because_its_cool]

This is Dr. Walter Bishop, and I'd like to speak with you about a few things that are on my mind.

One. What is a 'mundane', and what is 'are pee'? There are others here discussing it, and it sounds very unpleasant. I will not go. Unless Astro comes along. And Peter. And Olivia, I'm not pulling them apart just when they've finally gotten together. I wonder if she'll call me Dad...

Considering I haven't seen any of them around since you've started putting words into my mouth, I can only assume this isn't the case and I'll be dropped into a hostile environment with people I don't know and... and I'll be just fine. Don't worry about me, I've nothing to fear.

I require a full lab, access to compounds I will need, and a blender.

Oh! And a two year old bos taurus. This is imperative.

Gather these items, and I will consider sticking around.


((ooc: possibly slow responses due to working and the holidays!))

Comments

[glassesnoglasses]

I know a place with a yak...?

[because_its_cool]

It would do in a pinch! And the milk is rather lovely... Agent Kennedy, where might I find this yak?

[glassesnoglasses]

I'll have to take your word on the milk. Last time I was there, no one seemed too sure on how to milk it.

New Dodge. (boomtown) Space settlement, complete with aliens and alternate worlds. And a funky old west in space theme.

[because_its_cool]

Just like a cow! They have small udders, so you really have to get in there.

I once milked a yak. I thought I'd smother for all the hair... but it was really quite pleasant.



(oooh, nice. I'll check it out!)

[glassesnoglasses]

Quite an image you paint there, Doctor.

(yaay)

I'm sorry, it's Walter.

[because_its_cool]

I once visited North Preston, in Canada. SIt was so cold my penis shrivelled up like a stack of dimes. But they had this wonderful local cuisine, a donair. There was something about the sweetness permeating the beef in an exquisite flatbread that made my heart sing.

<3 <3

[glassesnoglasses]

Uh. W-ell. I don't know if they have anything quite like that there. They've got a lot of jello? And some sort of spacey...deer.

[because_its_cool]

Space... deer?

[glassesnoglasses]

Space deer.

[because_its_cool]

Fantastic. I need to examine one, post haste!

What does a space deer eat?

[glassesnoglasses]

You know, I don't know. Space grass?