On his 'friendship' with a certain swimmer

[somanyfeelings]

You're taking this too far, don't think I can't fucking hear you laughing! The last thing I need is Mukuro's creepy stalker to know anything about it, too! Just - just leave us alone! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS. I CAN BE FRIENDLY. IT'S PLATONIC. [Which is why of course he's absolutely redfaced by now.]

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[one_eyed_chain]

Maybe your Mun is joking? Cheshire's mun jokes a lot.

[somanyfeelings]

I wish. She's way too fucking serious when she shouldn't be.

[one_eyed_chain]

Then eat your mun, Cheshire eats what ever bothers Cheshire.

[Cheshire, you're a chain. I don't think this counts for humans. ]

[somanyfeelings]

That's ... what? How would that even work?

[one_eyed_chain]

....How hard can it be to eat?

[He's totally missing something.]

[somanyfeelings]

You have a severe lack of understanding in metaphysics, don't you?

[one_eyed_chain]

Metafisics? Is that food?

[He was a cat first cut him some slack. ]

[somanyfeelings]

... Just, no. I'm just gonna say no.

[one_eyed_chain]

Nya, humans can't eat their problems?

[leashed_hunter]

Seems, I wasn't off the mark after all.

[Because, yes, he has been stalking a certain newly made vampire, and you and your perverted self, just so happen to cross his path more often than not. And here he thought he'd run into you at Mukuro's if anywhere, rather than hanging around a certain swimmer.]

[somanyfeelings]

YOU SHUT YOUR CREEPY STALKER MOUTH.

[HE IS NOT THE PERVERT HERE, YOU'RE THE ONE CRAWLING THROUGH WINDOWS TO STALK YOUR PARAMOUR. He just ... kind of stares at Makoto when Makoto isn't looking at thinks about him a lot.]

[leashed_hunter]

[He's far too amused to care what you call him. That and your insults are pretty pathetic. He's heard worse, classier too.]

Or what? I'd warn Makoto, but then he could probably take you out easy enough if you ever tried anything out of hand.

[somanyfeelings]

SAYS THE GUY WHO CLIMBS INTO WINDOWS. FUCK YOU MAN, YOU'RE THE CREEP! AND THE PERVERT!

[leashed_hunter]

[He shrugs.] I'd rather talk the window than listen to a loud mouthed moron.

[somanyfeelings]

DOES HE EVEN KNOW YOU'RE COMING OVER? MAYBE I SHOULD BE TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM YOU.

[leashed_hunter]

[How very interesting.] He doesn't.