Reserved somewhere secret

[madamne]

Chèrie, it is hardly secret when your reserve is there for all to see and you've been talking about it on your quaint little "timeline" to anyone who would listen all week.

Mais, if this is what it takes to make you leap into action... I will allow it. Indeed, I look forward to it! I know you enjoy playing me off lovely gentlemen, I enjoy it too, but beautiful women are a completely different level of magnificence, trust me. Indeed... Oui, I think I shall enjoy this very much.

Well done on returning to me after all this time, ma petite, you shall not regret it! I won't let you be stolen away by that dreadful rabbit once again, I assure you.

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[willskinyou]

A rabbit was picked over you? That's too bad.

[madamne]

That was before! She has regained her sense of taste and returned to me now!

[willskinyou]

And isn't it great? Second choice can still be number one!

[madamne]

I was first to begin with! She has always preferred me, she was just... just momentarily distracted by that beastly creature...

[willskinyou]

Most people describe rabbits as cute before beastly.

[madamne]

I prefer them most in a stew.

[willskinyou]

So harsh! Isn't it better to leave it alone, now that you get to enjoy yourself again?

[madamne]

... Well, it is true that she's beneath me. She hardly deserves any attention from la très bien moi, positive or negative.

[B-but then how will she rub her "victory" in England's face...]

[amant]

Hm... Now, would I be one of those lovely gentleman?

[Okay so no. No he isn't, but your brother IS a lovely man, ouais? BT]

[madamne]

Oh, of course you are, mon cher! How could we resist such a handsome face?

[Is this narcissism? Does this count as narcissism?]

[amant]

[Self-love of some sort, yes.]

Ah, bien-- However, I do not care about what others think as long as I garner your approval.

[madamne]

[Good boy.] You have it, m'sieur. I do so adore a charming man such as yourself... Oui, I certainly approve.

WHAT IS A PREVIEW BUTTON? /EDITEDIT

[amant]

And you do have such picky tastes, ma chere--

[This is your creepy brother preening at your attention. Enjoy]

So! You are being shipped off somewhere, ouais? I pray that it is more pleasant than the places my ah, pleasant mundane has sent me.

[For reals...]

IS IT SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT?!?!?

[madamne]

Oh, chéri, it is très, très magnifique! A beautiful garden full of gorgeous, young ladies dedicated to pursuing the fruits of love! Can you think of anything better?

[It should be noted that quite a few of the gorgeous, young ladies might protest this description of the garden, but that's not the point...]

I /DO/ NEED BREAKFAST SO PERHAPS?!

[amant]

[This is a man that brought back the Olympics on the premise of healthy, nubile men enjoying sport in the nude-- which means, of course, that he's right on the same page as you; as expected. IF THERE WAS A TABLE HE'D BE CHIN-HANDING IN ENVY RIGHT NOW GOODNESS.]

Color me jealous, cherie. What will you do with all of that well. Opportunity?

[Gossip corner: GO]

[madamne]

I shall assist them with said pursuit, of course! [Smirks.] How could I do anything else? It is my duty to the world as the county of l'amour! Big sister will take care of them all, I promise.

[amant]

It sounds like you will do a fair amount of breaking hearts is more like it.

[Tutting, he leaned in a bit; voice dipping:]

That is when you send them to me, eh? Frere was always good at mending things.

[madamne]

[Pouts and flutters her eyelashes at him a little.] You wouldn't think I could be so cruel, mon cher, surely! I take good care of all my little sisters and their tender feelings. [Back off, they're hers.] I shall not break anything.

[mounties]

You'll have fun surrounded by ladies again, Maman, I'm sure of it.

[madamne]

Oui, ma chère, moi aussi. Mais, it shall be very strange to be there without you, you know!

[mounties]

Aww... Perhaps one day you'll see me around there again, or another version of myself, as I know there are. You'll have more time to dote on Amérique this way, too, if you'd like.

[madamne]

Maybe if she is taken away from Angleterre's influence she can be made into something slightly more tolerable... Ah, that is quite the task, though!

[mounties]

If anyone can do it, it would be you, though.

[crumpets]

I wish wherever it is you may be going the best of luck, as they will certainly need it.

[madamne]

They already have it! Can't you see the good fortune in being graced by my beautiful presence?

[princesspacifist]

A dreadful rabbit...? [Could it be a SPACE MONSTER?]

[madamne]

[Yes. Yes it could.]

The absolute worst!

[princesspacifist]

Has it been violent towards you?

[madamne]

... I don't think she's ever stopped.

[princesspacifist]

[...That's a very calm icon to use for a statement like that. But she can't mistrust her just like that!]

But in that case, your mun must do something to prevent it! How can she let that go on?

[madamne]

[It's a pretty mutual cycle of violence, no worries.]

I do not know! She is too cruel... Ah, but to see such a beautiful, young lady so concerned for me... It warms my heart.

[princesspacifist]

Ah... [B-beautiful. How to respond to that.] Of course. I'm sure anyone would be.

[madamne]

[Respond by taking your clothes off.] And so sweet and modest too! Ah, how lovely!

[princesspacifist]

[Gasp!] Oh, I... [Why are we suddenly focusing on her?] Thank you, but- Will you be alright?

[madamne]

Hm? Oh, oui, of course I will be. The mangy little creature has been banished. Now... [Offers her a rose.] Why don't we get to know each other a little better, mademoi- ah, madame?

[princesspacifist]

[Oh my! Accepts it gingerly.] For me? It's beautiful.

I'm glad that's the case... [Even though banished ):] "Aurora" is fine.

[madamne]

What a lovely name. I am France, enchanté.

[princesspacifist]

Thank you. [Puts the rose in her hair. She loves it!] France, like the country? It's lovely to meet you.

[madamne]

Oui, exactly like the country! [Preens.] It is lovely, isn't it?

[princesspacifist]

I've never been there, but I have seen pictures. It seems like a very beautiful country.

[madamne]

I am rather gorgeous, it's true... You should explore my countryside or churches one day, they are très magnifique!

[princesspacifist]

[...? Well, if she chooses to take it as a compliment that way, why not!]

I wish I could. I'd love to, but I'm afraid I won't be going back to Earth.

[madamne]

... Quoi?

[princesspacifist]

You see, from the canonpoint mun-san has chosen for me I recently left Earth on a journey. But regardless of my canonpoint, I know I'll never return there, since I'm needed elsewhere.

[motherofciv]

You lost to a rabbit? Something to eat for dinner?

[madamne]

It would be très bien to devour her whole...

[motherofciv]

That would depend on how fat the rabbit is.

[madamne]

She is far too skinny! All bones and no meat. That is what happens when you have no love in your soul...

[motherofciv]

I thought that was what happens when you don't eat properly.