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Someone's gettin' real eager f-for that canon update, aren't they?

Well, I don't blame ya (even if it won't m-mean much but a little makeover for me), but just think o' all th' f-fun we're gonna have with everyone! 'S-ss-specially Th'Spine--Oooh, we're gonna just torture him!

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[Why oh why is he not surprised.]

[LOOKIE THIS CUTE FACE.

Because it is your doom.]

[Cute yes, but equally trouble.]

Don't you already torture me? Thought that was a thing you did anyways.

[hahahahaha, can you hear that ominous music in the background? cause if not, she'll drag out her accordion and play it for you]

I represent that! [i think you mean resent, Rabbit] Don't go s-slanderin' my character, Spine! I ain't never done nothin' wrong t' you l-like ever. Ever. Not once in th' last a hundred an' s-ss-s-seventeen years.

[liiiies]

Right. You were a perfect angel. Shrines were erected in honor of your saintliness.

[Wow, someone was feeling sassy Rabbit!]

[Geez, Spine, give Hatchy back the sassy pants, they don't fit you.]

That's exactly what I've b-been sayin'! I didn't do anythin' an' even if I d-did, ya can't p-p-pin it on me!

[Not like his normal pants fit either.]

Of course, don't know how I could have thought otherwise.

How's the new look working for you? [No sign of bewilderment or surprise nopenope otherwise Rabbit's gonna hop on it...

except he sucks at hiding those things from Rabbit he's doomed.]

[i'm glad you said it first, brother, you really put on a few pounds...]

Great! [Really, that wickedly devious smile was all Rabbit, so of course she was as fine as ever.] Whatcha think? Happy t' have a big sis for a change?

[Rude, he's just big-boned.

Sob.]

Means I get to be the big brother without argument. Besides, it seems to suit you right down to the ground.

Nope, s-sorry t' say, I still got legal big brother r-rights so ya just gotta settle for number two.

...Darn.

Well, I had to try right?

[Just gonna wolf-whistle in your direction, Rabbit.]

[hay gurl hay come on over here and lets do each other's hair

but oh yeah, she's puffing up at that whistle. look out, lady strutting on through]

Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? [Yes complete with the grin and eyebrow waggle because why not make it over-the-top cheesy.]

Cause you've got fine written all over you.

[PFFFFT clearly her Walter Girl is superior to the rest HAHAHAHA]

[Mizz Kitty can have her silver dork, Paige has obviously found the best robut.

An' the cutest but that's a given.]

It's a good look for you.

[B and Spine were terribly boring (and clearly made for each other), so Rabbit was completely okay with this arrangement.]

Thanks! Gotta s-say I agree! [because really, even if the fans all went nuts at first, that kind of explosive attention just sat A-OK with Rabbit]

Gonna have to brush up on my pick-up lines, so I can try em all out on you.

Well, if ya r-r-really wanna, I 'spose I won't stop ya from s-showerin' me in attention! [haha rabbit not wanting attention. hahahahah.] Guess I'll just hafta get used t' it. [sigh what a life]

Well if you can possibly stand it. I have to share my affections somehow!

Grrl you don't KNOW. You DON'T. EVEN. KNOW.

Lady power is the ONLY POWER THAT MATTERS. GIRLFRIEND. Makeovers. Eating cats. IN SKIRTS, GRRRRRL.

Wait-wait-wait a minute! Yer allowed t' eat cats as a girl? What th' heck, how come no one ever t-tt-told me 'bout this before?! I wouldn't done it ages ago!

Ain't no one gonna check you when you wreck... you... um...

OK POINT IS YOU CAN NOM TASTY FELINE FEASTS

IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. What every p-p-p-pretty princess could ever want! A cat feast! Calicos an' Tabbies an' S-S-Siamese--... an' maybe some o' those ugly hairless ones....

You know what else you can get away with as a fine-azzzzz broad?

Reblogging insensitive material.

What, l-like pictures of new kitchen appliances just peekin' out o' their boxes, wearin' nothin' at all?

YEAH LIKE THAT also gross Rabbit cradlerobbing is for n00bz.

Oh please, GG, like you s-spend all day online just lookin' at gifs o' kittens an' th' newest tumblr m-mm-m-memes.

I've s-seen yer browser history.

rabbit

rabbit i can't go back to alcatraz

Hey girl I got yer back. Pinned it all on Th'Spine.

Rabbit grrl you my HERO, grrl, daps. Whatever daps are.

You think he can make it on da insiiiiiide?

Him? No way, Spine's as thug as an EGGO

he'll never be an OG like you

Is that so.

[Thanks for the heads-up, sis~]

Ya didn't hear a thing f-from me.

[ssssh brother shhhh]

So that wasn't you talkin' to your Mundane before? [See this raised eyebrow, Rabbit? Yeah, he's not buying it.] Don't tell me we've got doubles running around again.

Would ya really b-be so surprised t' hear that, Spine? Not like we haven't s-s-seen like 500 copies o' you runnin' 'round th' place.

I think "five hundred" is exaggeratin' a bit, Rabbit. [But he isn't denying that there are quite a few around. Weird, that's what it is.]

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