Spoilers for Desolation of Smaug

[iamfire]

A bit premature, this little venture of yours, is it not?

[Not that he minds the attention; it's rather appealing really.]

I suppose it was inevitable, given your choice in muses in the past and your...attraction to those with power.

I will never understand why the gold is not what attracts you but I will not object either.

[Because it's his, mun. His.]

Shame that you must now wait a year for more of this tale that you seem so fond of; I would suggest going to see the film again, mun, but...well, that would be a waste of treasure, would it not?

[Ah, no, it wouldn't be but someone's just a greedy bastard.]

Say what you will, mun, but do not act as if I am the only one with greed about. That supposed "king under the mountain" is no better than I~

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[kittysdragon]

Hmph. Been waitin' for yeh to show up. 'ou're the one givin' us nicer 'ragon types a bad 'ame.

[iamfire]

Am I?

I would say I was sorry but...that would be a lie, considering I'm rather fond of the way I am.

[highsights]

King under the mountain.

[He chuckles.]

You cannot be the Smaug of tales.

[iamfire]

And if I am?

[kittysdragon]

[Oh wonderful, now two of them, Lockheed is feeling a little out of sorts here.]

Well aint yeh two all big an' fancy.

[kinginexile]

Hold your tongue, foul serpent!

[So Smaug might still scare him shitless, but one would be a fool not to be scared of the dragon, but he's still going to run his mouth at you.

How'd you like being burned by hot liquid gold, huh? Bet that still burned like a bitch, even with your mighty hard scales.]

[iamfire]

Oh? What will you do if I don't, Oakenshield? Hm? Enlighten me.

[He loves that you fear him, Thorin. Loves it.

And it was good for his skin, stfu. :| ]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

So you're Smaug...

My mun's told me about you.

[iamfire]

Oh? And what has your mun told you?

[kittysdragon]

[Wait... a female dragon? Ok, Lockheed might be from outer space and much smaller but he figures he can see what she's like.] Ah, hi. Me Lockheed. Smuagie's a nasty 'ragon but I'm a lot nicer.

[sharpeyedwarf]

My uncle is a hundred times better than you!

[Bravado from a young dwarf who hasn't seen the dragon in action.]

He will be king under the mountain as is his right!

[iamfire]

[That gets a chuckle out of the dragon, a deep sound as he peers at the dwarf with one eye.]

Will he now?

[idkfusrodahdova]

[The Dragonborn is staring up at you, sizing you up.]

[iamfire]

[Excuse him while he lowers his head, sniffing at this strange being as he rumbles softly.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Premature indeed. I know how this tale ends, oh Smaug the Weak-scaled.

[iamfire]

Do not run your mouth to me, elf. We all have weaknesses; it was merely a folly that mine was known.

[tofu_tiger]

[It's not often he sees a creature larger than himself. When you're a tiger larger than an African Elephant, you don't get many chances to see stuff like this.]

What a remarkably immense fellow you are.

[iamfire]

[What a curious thing you are. Unlike anything that Smaug himself as ever seen.]

You are quite interesting yourself. What are you?

Canon is E.E. Knight's Age of Fire :D

[avengerofjade]

"'Greed is good' or so foolish dragons will say
Until piles of treasure bring killing thieves where they lay."

[It's spoken in the clear sing-song of a quote taken from rhyme and meter, and she cocks her head curiously as she speaks.]

Tell me, O dragon lord, how much treasure must one drake gather to gain as much...notoriety as yourself?

[So she can avoid the hell out of it.]

I've heard nothing but tales of you as of late.

C:

[iamfire]

[What a curious little thing.]

A mountain full, small one.

[Aw, but treasure is fun!]

Have you now? It seems to be a common occurrence for most.

[troublefindsme]

[ muttering under his breath ]

Great. Just what I didn't need - more dragons.

[iamfire]

Poor human. My apologies for making you uncomfortable.

[But he's not sorry.]

[arkenboning]

[The Arkenstone is just lounging over on a pile of gold, a cruel smile playing on her lips.]

Doesn't look like you have too many admirers. What a pity.

[iamfire]

They are merely jealous of my wealth and power.

[Well don't you look different.]

[silikili]

I FOUND THE DRAGON.

[Pointing]

I found-- oh. ...

[turns]

.... I appear to be the only one here.

[iamfire]

[And that gets a low, dangerous chuckle from the beast.]

Silly little, dwarf.