Aaah love... may I come to the wedding? I do love weddings. [ brb screwing you over russia ] I can make the gown! And the cake. And all of the food! Anything to see mon Russie and his beautiful bride happy!
[ wait oh right back to the game ] Aaah but, he is not right now, so what will you do in the meantime? Perhaps you will let big brother France take measurements for your dress.
I will come! Aaah, and I will bring little girls to be your flower girls! Or do you prefer to throw rice? [ Don't ask where he's getting said little girls from.... (unsure) ] And the dress, aahh I do not think white would compliment you, you would look too pale! It seems you prefer the dark colours... oh! We could make it blue, white and red! Just like the flag of your brother! [ And his flag. ] Unless you would prefer it to match your own...
You shall have it all! The biggest wedding you could possibly imagine! You could even use one of my grand cathedrals, how would you like that? I know that your brother is very fond of my cathedrals! And then I could invite all my friends! And the food would be wonderful, the clothing would be beautiful, and you would share a kiss of true love with him! And I will be there to cry and wish you both a happy eternity! Oh, this is so marvelous, I think I am tearing up...
[ Sniffle. Wiping at his eyes. ] So beautiful. Oh! [ He pulls off a diamond ring, something from the 18th century. ] If you are going to propose to him, you can give him this, ma belle! It belonged to one of my kings, before he died. [ Was killed. Semantics. ] Surely he could not refuse such a beautiful, powerful woman and such a lovely piece! Aaah, and I shall make sure there is vodka at the wedding, of course, and fine French wine! And we shall invite everyone!
[ A dream sigh. ] Aaah l'amour... there is nothing like it.
[ O-oh this is nice. He smiles at her and pats her on the head. ]
Why, you should propose to him, ma chère! If he is truly the man of your dreams, do not wait for him to come to you, make him yours! And love, and be happy! Also, refraining from wielding sharp objects around me would be appreciated as well...
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Don't care either.
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We'll be together forever, and ever.
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[ wait oh right back to the game ] Aaah but, he is not right now, so what will you do in the meantime? Perhaps you will let big brother France take measurements for your dress.
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You have to come.
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[ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ]
I will come! Aaah, and I will bring little girls to be your flower girls! Or do you prefer to throw rice? [ Don't ask where he's getting said little girls from.... (unsure) ] And the dress, aahh I do not think white would compliment you, you would look too pale! It seems you prefer the dark colours... oh! We could make it blue, white and red! Just like the flag of your brother! [ And his flag. ] Unless you would prefer it to match your own...
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[ CREEPY SMILE ]
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[ Sniffle. Wiping at his eyes. ] So beautiful. Oh! [ He pulls off a diamond ring, something from the 18th century. ] If you are going to propose to him, you can give him this, ma belle! It belonged to one of my kings, before he died. [ Was killed. Semantics. ] Surely he could not refuse such a beautiful, powerful woman and such a lovely piece! Aaah, and I shall make sure there is vodka at the wedding, of course, and fine French wine! And we shall invite everyone!
[ A dream sigh. ] Aaah l'amour... there is nothing like it.
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[ SHE'S SQUEEZING FRANCE NOW INTO A TIGHT HUG, TAKING THE RING ]
What should I do in return?
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Why, you should propose to him, ma chère! If he is truly the man of your dreams, do not wait for him to come to you, make him yours! And love, and be happy! Also, refraining from wielding sharp objects around me would be appreciated as well...
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Of course.
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[Matter-of-factly.]
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